DIRTY TALKING ......SO SWEEEEEEEEEEEET LOLS
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Posted:Oct 16, 2016 1:50 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:19 am 17664 Views
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I have the dirtiest thoughts running through my head today.You just wouldn't believe what Teaser's Naughty Mind thinking.........
As i promised someone to write on the sweetness of Dirty talking if you are with Sweet Swara ( awee Sweet Swara = Sweet Words... Swara from Sanskrit,Hindi,Marathi=-Word .Words in English ha lolols) for my Adult Friends i am teaching a First Lesson.
The idea of knowing the inner, secret, sexy thoughts of a woman is a pretty big turn on, isn't it/ Wouldn't you love it if you partner would share those dirty, sexy thoughts with you/ I know I would.
Women like dirty talk too, it's true. You might be surprised to find out that your partner has been dying to talk dirty to you too, but she might be worried about how you will react. Besides, even though men tend to enjoy talking dirty doesn't mean that they know how to do it. There are various possible issues when it comes to talking dirty. There is the shy guy. There is the possibility of offending your partner by saying the wrong thing.
Talking dirty is not only TEASING but VERY SKILLFUL ART. It really is an art form and today I am going to help you master it, tackling a few problems and sharing a few solutions.
Problem No 1 - SHYNESS
You want to be able to make your lady hot and horny with just your words but you blank when it comes time to do the deed. That's okay, you are not the only one who turns a bit red at the idea of talking dirty. The solution? Start simple. Don't feel the need to tell her your dirtiest thought. Dirty talk will only be sexy if you feel comfortable and confident in what you are doing.
Teaser's First Rule on Dirty talking is " Dirty talk can be a real turn on if it's delivered in the right way."That means with confidence. First try, leaning down and whispering right into her ear in a deep and sexy voice when you're either flirting with her or busy enjoying foreplay. If you are shy still can't think of anything to say, try expressing yourself through sound. Moaning, breathing heavy, grunting, sighing, and screaming can all express a lot without speaking a single word.
If you are an old pro and totally comfortable with dirty talk, look her right in the eyes and say what's on your mind. Your directness might make her blush, but it will also turn her on. Move your eyes all over her body as if you are drinking her up with your eyes and then say something else.
happy with first lesson??????? wait for my next blog for lesson no 2 ! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lololols
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DEDICATED TO SANIYA,,,MY SONU :X
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Posted:Oct 13, 2016 2:52 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:20 am 14621 Views
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Okkkkkkkkkkkk, be ready to enjoy my 2nd...nah.nah 3rd inning as One Of the love making experts who are STILL ALIVE on the earth. lololololols
what this Blog but even my heart too is dedicated to that Angel from the heaven of Beauty stii has a heart of gold....Saniya for u all.but "SONU" for me!
And before going to main lesson ..my friends learn to know Love is never Demanding but in real the other name of love is "The Sacrifice"! sacrifice of own Ego..own Demands....own needs to see the person you love is the most happy person on the earth with anyone he/she deserves.
here am trying to let you know " Romance: What It Is and Why You Need It!"
When we think about romance, we tend to get a very standard picture in our mind – dinner, candles, flowers, chocolate. But is this what every woman wants? The short answer is no.
Romance is more than just repeating the same, tired cultural scripts about what men and retailers think women should want. Romance is thoughtful and meaningful. Romance is heartfelt and loving. Romance is the perfect combination of intelligence and effort that combines to give her just the right feeling at just the right time. Romance makes her feel loved in a language that she understands. Do you know what language your lover speaks?
The things that make her heart beat fast will likely change over a lifetime or under different circumstances, but most people have one or two “love inputs” that tend to work better than others… and most of us make the mistake of trying to communicate our love using our own language, rather than that of our lover. Before you make any attempts at romance, read the following descriptions and see if you can figure out which make your lover tick. If you can’t quite figure it out, determine your own and have her take a look. When you can pinpoint the kind of romance she desires, you can plan to your (and her) heart’s content.
And what Sonuuuuuuuuuu ..not alone but with me tries to " Content each other's heart'!
mmmmmmmm It dosn't mean i will call troubles for Sonu by saying we are in any Type of Relationship.
Love and Romance never feel any need to get named by any relation in real
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DRINKING WITH AUSTRALIAN " AUSSIE"!
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Posted:Apr 17, 2016 8:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2018 11:29 pm 14231 Views
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Drinking with an Australian AUSSIE
A Mexican, an Arab,
and an Australian Gal are
in the same bar..
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don't need
to drink with the
same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The Australian Gal,Beautiful AUSSIE
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Australia, we have so many
immigrants that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Australia!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
-Thank God the Indian Hungry Teaser was at home !!.
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ONLY FOR "ADULTS" lolols
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Posted:Feb 11, 2016 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:24 am 10497 Views
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Myths related to love making are always ONLY FOR ADULTS !
so my this blog is ONLY FOR ADULTS !!!
Here are some teasing Myths and Reality for my adult friends to enjoy ..
1..Expectation: If you're a newbie at this, you're sure to think that adults are like happy little bunnies going at it all the time. Because once you start having sex, why would you stop, right?
Reality: Truth is, darlings, as great as it is, you don't really want it all the time. Think of it like candy. If you could eat all the candy you want, any time of any day, after a while, wouldn't you get a tummy ache and want something spicy instead? Same philosophy.
2..Expectation: Steamy, hot showers with the one you cannot get your hands off seems like a dream come true doesn't it? You just have to look at a movie to know its the funnest kind of sex people love to have.
Reality: Life is not the movies. The truth of shower sex is, in a nutshell, one person being cold as the other one gets waterboarded by hot water, and the constant fear of slipping and breaking your head as you attempt standing up gymnastics. If you and your partner have a significant height difference, may God save you.
3..Expectation: All you Magic Mike fans out there know exactly how hot a strip dance can be, and you can't wait to see one. It will be a legendary night, right?
Reality: Wrong. Strip dances can be a lot of fun if everything works out, but somehow, Murphy's Law is extremely strong when it comes to strip dances. Thus, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and it does.
4..Expectation: You would think considering we (Indians) invented the kamasutra, we would be absolute deviants in bed, right?
Reality: The leg goes where? You'll be left wondering how exactly this works before you retreat back to your happy place. You know, the easy one?
5..Expectation: Smiles and leisurely kisses and so in love mornings are the perfect representation of those mornings after.
Reality: Sure, in Lapland! Most of us have work the next day, and hardly enough patience to get the other our of their peaceful postcoital slumbers. So, bucket of water it is!
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GIVE ‘TEASER’ A “PHD” !!!!!
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Posted:Sep 28, 2015 8:02 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:25 am 9350 Views
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GIVE 'TEASER' A " PHD " !!!!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms Bharatie (age 29) was having
trouble with one of her students named Teaser.
Ms Bharatie asked, "Teaser, what's your problem?"
Teaser answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm much smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Bharatie had enough. She took Teaser to the principal's office. The principal told Ms Bharatie he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave himself. She agreed.
Teaser was brought in and the test conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test:
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Teaser: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Teaser: "36"
And so it went on with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Bharatie and tells her, "I think the boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Bharatie says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Teaser both agree.
Ms Bharatie asks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Teaser, after a moment: "Legs"!
Ms Bharatie: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Teaser: "Pockets"!
Ms Bharatie: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Teaser: Coconut
Ms Bharatie: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the Boy quickly answered..
Teaser: Bubblegum
Ms Bharatie: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a does on three legs?" The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Teaser: Shake hands
Ms Bharatie: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Teaser: "Yep"
Ms Bharatie: "You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."
Teaser: "Tent"
Ms Bharatie "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large peg of Vodka.
Teaser: "Wedding Ring"[/B]
Ms Bharatie: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Teaser: "Nose"
Ms Bharatie: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Teaser: "Arrow"
Ms Bharatie: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Teaser: "Firetruck"
Ms Bharatie: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand"
Teaser: "Fork"
Ms Bharatie: "What is it that all men have. It's longer for some men than on others. The nuns don’t need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Teaser: "SURNAME"
Ms Bharatie: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Teaser: "HEART"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Bharatie:
"Send Teaser to Mumbai University for PHD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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THE THREAT !!!
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Posted:Oct 5, 2014 3:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:26 am 10781 Views
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THE THREAT !!!
Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful . One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess' room.
She said, "What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!"
The Prince said, "Don't be frightened. I am not going to hurt you. You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you."
He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere. Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. Soon they were enthusiastically doing what comes natural. After he finished, he rolled over and relaxed.
She said, "Wow! That was fun. Let's do it again."
He climbed back in the saddle for seconds. Then again rolled over and relaxed.
She said, "That was so good. We have to do it again."
He wasn't very enthusiastic, but he did managed to rise again to the occasion. He then rolled over and again tried to relax.
She said, "Come on, let's do it again."
The prince said, "Leave me alone or I will call your father."
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