APPROPRIATELY DRESSED ...
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Posted:Sep 29, 2014 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:27 am 10168 Views
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APPROPRIATELY DRESSED ...
Brigadier Teaser of the Indian Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing a young lady through the hallways of the Tajmahal Hotel, Mumbai, Maharashtra,India. in which they were both residing.
Neither of them were wearing any clothing whatsoever.
The main charge was that of "being out of uniform."
The Teasr's's lawyer, a clever cove, argued that the officer was not "out of uniform", as the regulations read, "An Army officer must, at all times, be appropriately attired for the activity in which he is engaged."
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IS THERE ANY RACE IN BLOG SECTION?
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Posted:Sep 26, 2014 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:27 am 9828 Views
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IS THERE ANY RACE IN BLOG SECTION?
IS FRIEND FINDER GIVING .. 'GOLD ...SILVER , BRONZE MEDALS TO MEMBERS IF THEY TOP THE BLLOGER'S LIST?
NO NA!
THEN WHY THERE IS RACE AMONG MEMBERS TO REMAIN ON TOP? RACE OF MAKING NUMBE5R OF DUPLICATE HANDLES AND COMMENT ON OWN BLOGS USING THOSE ?
I NEVER MAKE SERIOUS STATEMENTS UNLESS I HAVE DOCUMENTERY EVIDENCE ! I CAN PASTE THAT EVIDENCE EVEN HERE WITH PERFECT LOGIC TO PROVE MY SAY..
PLEASE STOP INSULTING OTHER BLOGGER'S SERIOUS EFFORTS OF WRITING WONDERFUL POSTS.
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I AM A MAN !!!
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Posted:Sep 22, 2014 10:15 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2015 8:05 pm 8887 Views
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I AM A MAN !!!
Teaser: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say.
You: Alright.
Teaser: You broke up with your girlfriend.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: You decided to get drunk.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: You went to the bar.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: You found a hot chick there.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: You both came into your room and had s e x.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: Next morning you wake up.
You: I am a man.
Teaser: And she says...
You: I am a man.
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LIVE COMMENTARY ON LOVEMAKING
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Posted:Sep 10, 2014 10:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:29 am 8455 Views
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LIVE COMMENTARY ON LOVEMAKING !!!!!
A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon, much to the groom's annoyance, since the bird did a running commentary on their lovemaking. The groom finally threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if it didn't quit.
The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldn't close a large suitcase.
"Honey," the groom said, "you get on top and I'll try."
That didn't work. Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try."
Still no success. Then the man said, "Let's both get on top and try."
At that point, the parrot yanked away the towel and said, "Zoo or no zoo, this I've got to see!"
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I HAVE QUESTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Sep 5, 2014 9:12 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:29 am 7306 Views
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I HAVE QUESTIONS !
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
And A FAVORITE:
The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK..? (then it's you!)
REMEMBER, A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!
And a day without sunshine is, like..........night!!!!
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