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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!
events
7/7/2008 1:17 pm
It's time to show off your wicked wit by creating captions for the top 3 photos in part two of our Silly Snapshots & Clever Quips Contest. Be sexy, be silly, be ironic, be a smartass...just be clever and you could win a Gold membership!

Photo #1:



Photo #2:



Photo #3:



You may enter captions for any or all of these photos, but be sure to keep your captions down to about one sentence or 25 words maximum each - the shorter the better. Once you've come up with your witty captions, post them below. Don't forget to indicate which photo each caption is for.

If you're captioning more than one entry, be sure to post them separately to increase your chances of winning!

All entries must adhere to the Terms.

The deadline to enter is at 11:59AM Pacific Time on July 14, 2008.

How to Enter

1. Write captions for any or all three photos and post them below.

Specific Contest Rules

1. Captions should be short - about one sentence or 25 words maximum each. Excessively long captions may be disqualified and deleted.
2. Multiple entries are allowed. Final deadline for entries is 11:59AM Pacific Time on July 14, 2008..
3. General apply, including:
A. FriendFinder.com is not responsible for entries that it does not receive for any reason, including technical malfunctions.
B. If a member receives a prize, he or she is not eligible to win another prize for 90 days unless otherwise noted in the specific contest.
4. Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be deleted without notice.


Prizes

(3) 6-month Gold memberships

One winning caption will be chosen for each of the three photos. The members who submitted the winning captions will each receive 6-months of Gold membership.
justlooking96
4015 posts

7/7/2008 9:45 pm

Cool! I get to be a smartass!

Photo 1. Where did my purse go?

Photo 2. At least I'm being responsible and not drinking and driving!

Photo 3. Detective training rule number 1. Be stealthy!

] Ignore the duct tape. I am just trying to piece the site back together.

bananabender
1 post

7/8/2008 12:21 am

#1 - This online sex is wearing me out !
#2 - Pillion with pillow required !
#3 - Want to get wet ladies ? I have a rubber !

Friendly_Girl19

7/8/2008 1:25 am

Photo 1: You must me kidding me?!
Photo 2: Its not everyday you see a headless man asleep on the road!
Photo 3: Duhn-nu-nu. No one can see me, I'm invisible..muhuhhahaha

Uniforever
2823 posts 

7/8/2008 1:53 am

#1 itshhhhhhhhhhhh down there, I tell you.

#2 Where did i park my head.?

#3 Do not try this at home.

Think Pink Think Pink:

galon2
3 posts 

7/8/2008 3:20 am

#1

-is she sexy?or my eye make it.

cheshirecatsmile
7 posts 

7/8/2008 3:21 am

Photo 2 Honey I'm home!

galon2
3 posts 

7/8/2008 3:30 am

#3 you may sink

cheshirecatsmile
7 posts 

7/8/2008 3:31 am

photo 1

Damn, I should have chosen the blue pill!

celticcate

7/8/2008 3:36 am

photo 1

I thought it was straight tobacco!

icingsmile2
1664 posts 

7/8/2008 3:46 am

Hello event May I know who is in the Top 10 in silly picture contest Part 1??? Just curious Until now we never recieve email who is the Top 10 in Part1??? Hope you right it also in your Blogs that someone can read it and to Congratulate them...
Thank you!

Somewhere some1 dream of your smile & find your presence in life so worthwhile.


events replies on 7/14/2008 10:10 am:
You can view the Poll for the Top 10 HERE.

galon2
3 posts 

7/8/2008 3:53 am

#2-take me home by bike

cockneyandy
3 posts 

7/8/2008 4:17 am

photo 1 ive fallen asleep waiting for something exciting to happen

photo2 think its about time they built these motorcycles more comfortable for sleeping arrangements

photo3 these new mcdonalds super bagels are great they double up as a swimming aide too

cockneyandy
3 posts 

7/8/2008 5:08 am

photo 1 i just cant get the hang of theses gurning contests

photo 2 ok ok so im a wannabe hoodie

photo 3 i wonder if theses new wrap around sunglasses will catch on

Hugzme

7/8/2008 6:21 am

I vote Photo1 while is not so easy to
show face like that in here so I vote photo1...
Anyway, who is the top 10 in silly contest part1??
can you write pls in blog who is in top 10?
nice to know who is in top 10 who become
the 500 points this contest!

PinkPurpleRose
839 posts 

7/8/2008 7:04 am

Photo # 1:

This silly photo contest makes me puke! Haaaak! Uh,Oh,,
I'm feeling dizzy..I’m faintinggg..

PinkPurpleRose
839 posts 

7/8/2008 7:05 am

Photo # 2:

Cant afford the gas for the bike, too expensive!.. need to do something... Aha!
Alms...alms...have pity on a beggar, give me alms..please...

PinkPurpleRose
839 posts 

7/8/2008 7:05 am

Photo # 3:

Have to find my nickel I dropped...have to find my nickel...
Ahh ! There you are!!

PinkPurpleRose
839 posts 

7/8/2008 8:12 am

Photo # 1:

And she think she’s pretty?! Bleeehhh!!

PinkPurpleRose
839 posts 

7/8/2008 8:14 am

Photo # 2:

That STUPID waiter..Ive been waiting here for three days now and he hasn’t bring my beer yet.. … Hey waiter!… Yoohoo…. where’s my beer??!!

PinkPurpleRose
839 posts 

7/8/2008 8:16 am

Photo # 3

Lets do the duck dance!...arms on the side...right foot first...
ready... go! Quack, quack----quack, quack!!

onamision75
10 posts 

7/8/2008 9:20 am

1. Bride of Frankenstein

2. Terminator 3: I'll be back - for gold membership

3. Looking for Nemo


shks3
4 posts 

7/8/2008 9:26 am

photo 1 where i kept my brain

photo 2 it was just hell i did get back in time

photo 3 i think i should go fishing in the ocean

onamision75
10 posts 

7/8/2008 9:32 am

1. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

2. Air-conditioned-bed pattern

3. And we lived beneath the waves in the yellow submarine


with lots of love to all

shks3
4 posts 

7/8/2008 9:44 am

photo 1 look like my specs is under the table

photo 2 it is cosy down here then up there

photo 3 where is the fish swiming i want to catch them naked

holidaybinn
1 post 

7/8/2008 11:58 am

photo 1 morag wishes she hadnt had that deep fried mars bar with mushy peas

photo 2 erics attempt at fixing his bike brakes was a failiur

photo 3 normans snot bubble outreached all expectations due to the excessive amounts of urine in the pool

medkon
1 post 

7/8/2008 12:40 pm

Photo 1 It is not every day ppeople look nice
Photo 2 Thats why you should not drink and Ride Bike
Photo 3 It is nice to have fun

Neil29
2 posts 

7/8/2008 12:57 pm

photo 1 : that black light laser golf wore me out.

photo 2 : I wonder if this camouflage is working?

photo 3 : look mom I'm a submarine!

Wildcat022
4 posts 

7/8/2008 1:43 pm

Wildcat022-

Photo 1- Dam kids same boring shit every year!

Wildcat022
4 posts 

7/8/2008 1:57 pm

Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots! wildcat022

#2 Oh man this is what the helmet was for

Wildcat022
4 posts 

7/8/2008 2:00 pm

Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots! Wildcat022

#3 Hey guys look at me I'm a bubble boy!

justlooking96
4015 posts

7/8/2008 2:07 pm

photo 1. Help! I've fallen asleep and can't wake up!

] Ignore the duct tape. I am just trying to piece the site back together.

justlooking96
4015 posts

7/8/2008 2:09 pm

Photo 2. All I said was "I'd rather sleep in the street than ride a Honda. Next thing I knew everything went dark! "

] Ignore the duct tape. I am just trying to piece the site back together.

justlooking96
4015 posts

7/8/2008 2:13 pm

photo 3. I'll get even with that kid who pushed me in the pool the other day!

] Ignore the duct tape. I am just trying to piece the site back together.

Flirtageless
3 posts 

7/8/2008 2:39 pm

#1 = "Date Wake": instant morbidity (death), due to lack of partner stimulation, causing wake to be held as (dead) victim remains standing.

Flirtageless
3 posts 

7/8/2008 2:41 pm

#2 = Parked for the night. aka "Motorcycle Park Boy".

Flirtageless
3 posts 

7/8/2008 2:42 pm

#3 = "Voyeuristic Troll": usually the work of a neophyte voyeur, distinguishable by the unsuccessful attempt at discretion.

richards616
1 post 

7/8/2008 2:47 pm

Photo 1 - When he said he wanted me to join him sinking his balls into small holes, I didn't realise he meant mini-golf.
Photo 2 - On Ewan McGreggor's most recent documentary he found out that the streets of Cornwall aren't the most friendly of places. Some git's nicked his sleeping bag.
Photo 3 - The new James Bond film suffers budget cut-backs. The underwater stealth gear lacks a certain something.

curiosity333
2 posts 

7/8/2008 3:01 pm

Picture One "Wake me when your done.........."

Picture Two "Im not sulking!............."

Picture Three "Inspecter Snatcher"

curiosity333
2 posts 

7/8/2008 3:41 pm

Photo 1 " uuugh your breath stinks! "

Photo 2 " Im NOT sulking!........."

Photp 3 "mmm Nice pair........"

toneboney
5794 posts 

7/8/2008 4:19 pm

GOLD MEMBERSHIP... UG! I MIGHT GET BANNED HERE. But real Happy
Bunny's just have fun.

Photo 1. Gillette super silver really does work.
Photo 1. Thanks Doc., the Ugly pills are working great.
Photo 2. I sucked and blew and look what happened.
Photo 2. I think my bike just backfired on me!
Photo 3. I'm a sub marina, looking for seamen, or semen.
photo 3. She said, If my virginal cap fits, then wear it.
Photo 4. You don't have to win competitions, just have a laugh with your friends and be happy.
Tone.

TOD663
1 post 

7/8/2008 4:41 pm

Photo #2

I said "DUCK"

VancouverLady2
1 post

7/8/2008 5:37 pm

photo 1. Where's the nearest Starbucks?
phote 2. With today's gas prices, who can afford a motel?
photo 3. The new version of the Cone of Silence.

nooneyouknow
471 posts 

7/8/2008 5:50 pm

#1 "I must remember to never click on the thumbnail photos in my Friend Finder email after lunch."

#2 "People have no idea how exhausting it is to be this sexy."

#3 "Who said colostomy bags are uncool?"

ojibquay
3 posts 

7/8/2008 7:01 pm

Photo !

"I think I cank I thinkkkkk....I thought I could, I thoughhhhhhhhhhh

ojibquay
3 posts 

7/8/2008 7:03 pm

Photo 2

"If you're going to steal my helmet at least leave the head!"

ojibquay
3 posts 

7/8/2008 7:06 pm

photo 3

"SHHHHH I've almost got her!"

rony4u4
2 posts 

7/8/2008 7:49 pm

Photo 1. Remembering hi days.
Photo 2. Street Smart
Photo 3. Innovative

Yuisonchik
1 post 

7/8/2008 9:26 pm

#1. uupppsss! I did it again... don't tell him that his sex was owful!
#2. reach guys dream: no need to think what color of sheets should be on bed or what kind of picture should be above the head...
#3 - Honey, are you sure it is the best way to escape from babies?

BroadProf
14 posts 

7/8/2008 10:04 pm

photo #3 oooo UFO's come this small?

rubyredd57
2 posts 

7/8/2008 10:07 pm

photo number 1 what happen where am i i feel different

radicalsin

7/8/2008 11:18 pm

Photo # 1 – it’s not diabetic coma, just the men on friendfinder
Photo # 2 – I never cheated on you
Photo # 3 - OMG someone peed in this pool

Multiscan01
7 posts

7/8/2008 11:58 pm

Picture 3: Now, I'm sure, she will not drive me crazy about forgetting my sunglasses, again!

--- Furorem viri patientis cave! ---

fastandnice
1 post 

7/8/2008 11:59 pm

photo 1. i think that oyster was off!!
photo 2. where the frig did my head go?
photo 3. "oh man everythings yellow"

Multiscan01
7 posts

7/9/2008 12:20 am

Picture 1: Where did I left that Putter again?

--- Furorem viri patientis cave! ---

Multiscan01
7 posts

7/9/2008 12:28 am

Picture 2: Was it now: "Crash and Burn" or "Crash and Sleep"?

--- Furorem viri patientis cave! ---

everson67
2 posts 

7/9/2008 2:38 am

*1 I Am WAITING FOR ACTION AT HAND.
*2 LET ME SLEP TO GET MYSELF BACK TO ACTION.
*3 IT IS TIME TO COOL MY BODY.

hani153
1 post 

7/9/2008 2:49 am

#1 am i a blind?
#2 there is no teaf.
#3 my angel above me...no one can sink me.

esinmal
1 post 

7/9/2008 4:10 am

photo 1, ok,ok,at least let me take my teeth out first

manbeast69
1 post 

7/9/2008 4:24 am

#1 I have come to eat your brains hoohoowaahaha
#2 When he wakes up may as well go eat some stinking shit #3 For christs sake make sure that freak stays away from your kids.

kofi88
1 post 

7/9/2008 8:57 am

PHOTO #3
There has been a motor accident where the rider is found lying near the motor bicycle.

futureye
2 posts 

7/9/2008 9:41 am

Photo #1 - That sidewalk gum has a strange texture.

Photo #2 - Go ahead, I'm listening.

Photo #3 - I can now safely pee in the water. If anyone
notices I can blame it on a ring leak.

futureye
2 posts 

7/9/2008 9:49 am

Correction:

Photo #2 - Go ahead, NOW I'm listening.

jake_633
8769 posts 

7/9/2008 12:57 pm

1/ Golf?Yay that's an exciting sport,'scuse me while i nap.

debutanteBaltimr
12783 posts 

7/9/2008 1:14 pm

#1: That black light just turned my gold into copper!

#2: I told them they could take my head but I never said they could switch my Harley with a Honda!

#3: You ever try to go swimming without arms?

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

Heavenstouch42
544 posts 

7/9/2008 1:35 pm

1. " That just can't be right... Black Mini wot ??? "

2. " Park ...Drop...and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "

3. " Johnny's best imitation of the NEW LEMON flavor cheerio !


Love is a friendship set to music

jjriggs

7/9/2008 5:08 pm

Here are my three captions - one for each of the above photos. If I am a winner, please reply to me here at Friendfinder; as my e-mail address given on my account changed a while back, but cannot remember my password on Friendfinder to change it there!
Okay:-
Photo 1 - Ooooohhh!!!! Well that's another use I've found for a golf ball.
Photo 2 - Sarge; we've located the headless motorcyclist, what now? Approach with caution; don't let him see you!

Photo 3 - "...Just a zit..." he said, on the end of my nose he said! yeah right!!!

SoCiAL_ReTarD

7/9/2008 8:22 pm

#1 - "Did you try the 'Black Light Mini Golf'? Ohh man, I think I just crapped my pants ..."

#2 - The body bag isn't even big enough to cover that poor bastard's feet. How tasteless is THAT?

#3 - "Ha! With this irridescent yellow tube, no one will be able to tell that I just peed in the pool," thought Seth.

danny4ll
1 post 

7/9/2008 9:50 pm

photo#3 look at this amazing view!!

musicblue
3 posts 

7/10/2008 2:22 am

Photo #2: What's my bike doing in my bedroom?

musicblue
3 posts 

7/10/2008 2:23 am

Photo #3: Those rubber duckies will never know what hit them!

musicblue
3 posts 

7/10/2008 2:25 am

Photo #1: That must have been a HUGE dog!

belboy2sweet
1 post 

7/10/2008 8:02 am

Photo #1 Feel uneasy with my ???? face

Photo #2 Feel like in the sky

Photo #3 fresh but a bit tight he!

_lil_dreamer
1 post 

7/10/2008 12:37 pm

1.
Pretty woman stop a while
Pretty woman talk a while...


2.
The Headless Horseman.... opppss HONDAman


3.
Here is my lens. You know my methods Watson


legalandblond

7/10/2008 1:41 pm

1) Those balls in the black light reminded me of my honeymoon, to bad my husband doesnt know about that.
2) So he wont cheat again, i mean it looks like he killed himself right just ran over his own head with his bike
3) What all i siad was " girl i wanna see under your ring"

xjezziesx
15 posts 

7/10/2008 4:07 pm

Photo 1...............Special delivery Pavement Pizza !!

Photo 2...............Fedex , We deliver a head of time

Photo 3...............To avoid an Estimated Delivery Date ensure your protection is correctly fitted

If all else fails..........scarper.........XJezziesX

Superego77
1 post 

7/10/2008 9:19 pm

photo1 me,my silfe and nobody
Photo2 call me empty nist but my rider is the best
Photo3 just tell me that you dident see me

hotmama346

7/10/2008 10:49 pm

1.ngork,,ngork,,,ngork,,cant help it!!!!please stop!!!!!! 2.ohhh have many mosquito...cant sleep i smell the mosquito killer....3.wooohhhhhh,,,what a panty i can see cearly from here...wowwwwwww wowwwww weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Neil29
2 posts 

7/11/2008 12:42 am

photo 1 : oh that's nice, but they might want their putter back.

photo 2 : so did the guy lose his head or is it covered up?

photo 3 : I'm just goin to sneak up on this...

tallulah1965

7/11/2008 12:47 am

photo #1

Ohh ma gawd i forgot to iron my face this morning!!!!

Acer789

7/11/2008 1:04 am

Caption for photo #1-
Hey fly!
I know I haven't had a bath this whole week but that doesn't mean you gotta sit on me to remind me!

Caption for photo #2=
Grandma was right, sleeping on the floor is really a pleasure!

Caption for photo #3
These Earthlings do not know the right way to swim!

konajoe

7/11/2008 1:11 am

#1 Which bill was I supposed to pay? Friend finder or mini golf?
#2 No shoes, no shirt, no service... Head optional.
#3 This water safe retainer is never going to catch on.

ttotler

7/11/2008 4:01 am

Photo#1 Drunk!

Photo#2 Drunken driving!

Photo#3 Drunk but not to drown hanging on to the inflated tube!

eld279
1 post 

7/11/2008 4:10 am

I look through the yellow filter - " WATER HAS FANTASTIC COLOR!!! "

Adamoooo
19 posts 

7/11/2008 6:12 am

It's time to show off your wicked wit by creating captions for the top 3 photos in part two of our Silly Snapshots.

I did & few days after some of the captions are gone. Mine as well how come.

meeguy
1 post 

7/11/2008 6:49 am

Photo 1 Those half price day old oysters are not sitting well with me.

Photo 2 You see Doc, I brought you this picture to show you how I cure a headache!


Photo 3 Don't mind me girls, I am just your ordinary, harmless Pool Shark.

KlassyKate
1 post 

7/11/2008 9:37 am

Photo #1 - OMG That's the guy I met last week!

Photo #2 - She said she might be a little late!

Photo #3 - I hate to leave her with the check but I'm outta here!

elaine67
6106 posts 

7/11/2008 11:37 am

Photo 1: I shoulda had a V-8.

Photo 2: I told them those giant circles in my corn field weren't made with farm equipment.

Photo 3: If I squint, I can just make out Lava Girl over there.

Peace .. elaine67

driverdan
16510 posts 

7/11/2008 1:43 pm