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[COLOR red]Looking for just someone new to chat with. Especially love to hear from people long distant from me. Looking for friendship ONLY. Nothing serious as I have that part of my life already covered, meaning that I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY :D[/COLOR]
Question #1: If during a hurricane a donkey is unfortunately killed by flying shards of glass from a window, would cause of death be classified as a pane in the @**?
Question #2: If you piddle on an elephants tusks, would that be considered tinkling on the ivories?
Brown hair, blue eyes, 5'10".I have a quirky sense of humor as you may have guessed by my opening questions. Not much into doing things like telling jokes but I'm more of a punster with sort of a combination of Austin Powers/Robin Williams/Monty Python type of wit with a dash of 3 Stooges thrown in for good measure and add in some Jeff Dunham quotes as well. Been very lax with this lately but do enjoy working out, biking, walking, cooking, baking, (lately it'sbeen more of the cooking and baking and consuming it and not enough of the exercise parts) bowling, movies, baseball and hockey. Love animals esp. dogs. Would've loved to have met Steve Irwin. Been told that I'm a great kisser. Like to spoil and be spoiled by my partner. My main turn offs are heavy smokers and certain body piercings. Tattoos are OK if done to tastefully accent an area or two of your body. But best of all ladies, I put the toilet seat back down without being reminded!
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Looking for new friends to chat and maybe meet with. Would love to maybe chat with someone from Germany or Hawaii 
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