La mia persona ideale:
Looking for weirdness, normalcy, the ability to cook wabbit stew as I'm helpless in the kitchen with the tendency to accidentally start a decent sized and rather dramatic conflagration... someone who can beat me at Mario Kart... someone with no baggage unless the baggage is a set of fairly interesting vintage stuff covered in alligator skin with contents that seem to be ticking. A general sense of being well-read, and a small amount of pretentiousness, and just a dash of artifice.

Must like bands that go bleep, or bloop, or garrrrr! Things like Celtic Frost, Boris, Aphex Twin, Four Tet, Autechre, Immortal, Jesu, Forward Russia or Dir en Grey.