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surgery 8/18/2004 As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br> The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operati 0 Comments, 170 Views, 0 Votes | |
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50 top headlines 8/15/2004 1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says <br> 2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers <br> 3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted <br& 0 Comments, 252 Views, 0 Votes | |
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out run the bear 8/15/2004 Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. <br> The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. 0 Comments, 269 Views, 0 Votes | |
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nursing home 8/13/2004 No nursing home for me. I am checking into the Holiday Inn! <br> With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have 0 Comments, 178 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the will 8/13/2004 A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. <br> “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 mill 0 Comments, 365 Views, 0 Votes | |
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matchmaker 8/13/2004 A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Could you please help me to find a suitable partner?" <br> The marriage officer said 0 Comments, 183 Views, 0 Votes | |
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favorite flower 8/13/2004 While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." 0 Comments, 379 Views, 0 Votes | |
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color 8/13/2004 Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" <br> "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest 0 Comments, 709 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wife's radar 8/13/2004 A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" <br> "Why?" sh 0 Comments, 169 Views, 0 Votes | |
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much improved 8/13/2004 The other day at work I ran into Rob. <br> We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombshell on me. "Rodney, " he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce." <br> I was stun 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I dream of you 8/13/2004 I dream of you boy the one I haven't met I dream of you boy the one who hides within my dreams when will I see you boy the one I love so true I hear your voice calling me to you I long t 0 Comments, 295 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what's her name 8/12/2004 A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner. <br> His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. 0 Comments, 291 Views, 0 Votes | |
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power 8/12/2004 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? <br> When the power goes off. 0 Comments, 265 Views, 0 Votes | |
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love your own 8/12/2004 Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of came up. <br> The bride said she wanted three , while the young husband said two would be enough for him. <br> 0 Comments, 292 Views, 0 Votes | |
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divorce 8/12/2004 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" <br> She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the mid 0 Comments, 533 Views, 0 Votes | |
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last wishes 8/12/2004 Sometime after Sidney died, his widow Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. <br> "Sidney thought of everything, " she tol 0 Comments, 964 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ask the doctor 8/12/2004 A woman pregnant with her first , paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. <br> After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you..., " <br> To which the doct 0 Comments, 327 Views, 0 Votes | |
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seeing god 8/12/2004 A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. <br> Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" <br&g 0 Comments, 303 Views, 0 Votes | |
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mising husbnad 8/12/2004 A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. <br> The police arrive and ask for a description. <br> She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and 0 Comments, 420 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Christian 8/12/2004 A religious man, ignoring a nagging conscience, went bear hunting on the Sabbath even though he knew he was being disobedient to a commandment. <br> He was feeling a little guilty about 0 Comments, 897 Views, 0 Votes | |
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undying love for you 8/12/2004 my love for you is never untrue my heart yearns for you I got an undying love for you I love to feel your warm embrace and taste you sweet lips you're the one my heart wants you're my love 0 Comments, 844 Views, 0 Votes | |
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marriage tips 8/12/2004 "Honey, " said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." <br> "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I do 0 Comments, 442 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i wish 8/12/2004 I wish I never done you wrong I wish I could still be your friend I never wanted to make you mad I should have trusted you boy I should've defended you when they told me you're using me 0 Comments, 440 Views, 0 Votes | |
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husband shop 8/12/2004 Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attribute 0 Comments, 2117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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in my dreams 8/12/2004 In my dreams is where i see you In my heart is where i keep you you make me smile and you make me laugh whenever you're around in my dreams I met you in my dreams is where you came to life 0 Comments, 211 Views, 0 Votes | |
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starry night 8/12/2004 starry night full of wonder and beauty I long to be outside lying in the soft grass with my special someone at my side tonight starry ngiht look how wonderful the night sky is I feel s 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the next one 8/11/2004 After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. <br> "I'm busy, " he said. "I'll do the next one." <b 0 Comments, 485 Views, 0 Votes | |
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love songs 8/11/2004 love songs are beautiful really they are I love the way they make me feel the quickest way to my heart is a love song love songs make me melt inside like butter melting in a microwave 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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you mean so much to me 8/11/2004 Baby you mean so much to me you drive me wild baby you mean so much to me you make me laugh you make me smile I’m lucky to have found you you kiss away my tears and make the world 0 Comments, 226 Views, 0 Votes | |
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only 8/11/2004 Only time can heal the wounds that occur on a daily basis only time can mend a broken heart and make the darkness fade into light things happen in our lives that affect our daily lives we 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes |
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