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:) 12/3/2005 have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver. Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command. The printer started to churn out co 0 Comments, 263 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Man's Best Friend 11/26/2005 A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, a 0 Comments, 235 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Panda 11/26/2005 A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You ju 0 Comments, 263 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doctor, doctor... 11/26/2005 Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of ." St. Peter lets him enter. 0 Comments, 450 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shakespeare :) 11/23/2005 To be or not to be, that is the question. Love: Paradise or Inferno? This is the really question!  0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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snowmen and ladies :) 11/23/2005 What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs. 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Joke 11/23/2005 The three wise men arrived to visit the lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he sho 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The bunny and the snake 11/23/2005 Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. <br> One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bills 11/23/2005 A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their con- versation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of th 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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food :) chocolate... 11/23/2005 An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts. < 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes |
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