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What Women Want... 9/18/2005 Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his 1 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
Alone at the Swimming Hole... 8/9/2005 Being new in TN, and not having many friends yet, I went online and found a site that lists all the swimming holes in my area...www.swimmingholes.org, if you’re curious. <br> I f 1 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
Quit Complaining? Be Thankful... 8/9/2005 Be Thankful... <br> For the wife who says it's hot dogs tonight, because she is home with me, and not out with someone else. <br> For the husband who is on 1 Comments, 205 Views, 0 Votes | |
3 Wishes 8/4/2005 A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, 1 Comments, 283 Views, 0 Votes | |
Are the guys 7/26/2005 Recently I’ve talked to a few women doing this online dating thing. Their main response was “The guys are too intense!” This makes them shy away from becoming a paying 1 Comments, 628 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why Do You Carry A Bouquet at a Wedding? 7/24/2005 Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a bouquet of fl 1 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sip the Vodka! 7/24/2005 A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting 1 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why is a 'Bra' Singular and 'Panties' Plural? 7/23/2005 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? <br> If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 1 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
Old Memories from a Friend 7/23/2005 "Hey G-ma, " one of my grand asked the other day, <br> "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" <br> "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up, " I in 1 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Wedding to Make You Chinge! (True Story!) :( 7/23/2005 You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. I 1 Comments, 1207 Views, 0 Votes | |
Percription for Cyanide 7/23/2005 A lady tells the pharmacist that she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacis 1 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
[b]Drunk Decoy[/b] 7/23/2005 From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Houston, Texas. Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the even 1 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
Oil Change - Men vs Women (Read, it's true?) 7/21/2005 INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO CHANGE THE OIL IN YOUR CAR - FOR WOMAN 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 m 1 Comments, 364 Views, 0 Votes |
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