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As I sit here on the beach 7/7/2005 As I sit here on the beach A normal life seems so out of reach. <br> Looking for shells in the sand I just wish you were here to hold my hand. <br> I know you went far away 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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"LUST and PASSION" 7/7/2005 Come lay with me on satin sheets littered with petals of flowers so sweet. <br> Take me in with lust filled eyes devour the passion that between us lies. <br> Thro 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Did you ever known the feeling? 7/7/2005 Did you ever known the feeling, Have you ever felt alone, Like being in the forest, Only you, without a phone. <br> Like climbing up a mountain, Or crawling in a cave, The only sou 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Escaped Gorilla 7/7/2005 A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard. The zoo keeper r 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Monkey 7/7/2005 A guy walks into a bar carrying a small monkey. As he sits down, the monkey jumps off his shoulder and starts running around, eating everything in sight. He eats the bar peanuts, he gobbles the fru 0 Comments, 143 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Called Sex 7/7/2005 Everybody who has a calls him Rover or Spot or some other common name. I called mine SEX. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his license, I told the cl 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Guard Dog 7/7/2005 There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. <br> So the young wife went t 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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20 reasons why Dogs don't use computers... 7/7/2005 The 20 reasons why Dogs don't use computers... <br> 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. <br> 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. <br> 18. Hard to 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage? 7/7/2005 LOVE - - when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - - when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - - when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. <b 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings.... 7/7/2005 If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings.... <br> There would be less "Oh Promise Me" and "Endless Love, " and more "Louie, Louie" and "Mony Mony". <br> There would be a "Rehea 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE LOVE DRESS. 7/7/2005 The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her -in-law standing naked by the door. "What are yo 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes |
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