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Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral 2018/11/25
1.Geez, what died in here? <br><br>
2.He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.
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3.Nice service...where's the keg? <br><br>
4.When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!
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5.Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize
Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind. <br><br> ...
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Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood 2018/11/25
1. Yell, "Hey, you used that needle on the last guy!"
2. Tell them you saw the bag twitch. 3. Faint. 4. Insist that you want to give 2 pints. 5. While they're not looking, substitute a bag of orange
liquid and complain they gave you too much Tang. 6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull
the needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out.
7. Race to see who ...
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test 2018/5/14
test
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7 Things 2016/8/11
hmmm
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Getting old when 2016/1/31
You know you're getting older when...
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt
doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been
anywhere.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
Your are beginning to look middle-aged.
Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
You look forward to a dull ...
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Normal Car IS Better 2016/1/27
Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a
F1 Car
"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars
go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior
vehicle. You wonder what goes through those guys'
minds when design their cars. THEY'RE ALL WRONG!!!!"
No door... I mean, people have to climb in. Actually, ANYBODY
can climb in and steal it. Pffft! ...
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Public service announcements 2015/10/29
USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where
your are?"
Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where
your husband is?"
France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where
your wife is?"
Poland: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know what
time it is?"
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CARTEL 2015/5/31
In economics, a cartel is an agreement between competing
firms to control prices or exclude entry of a new competitor
in a market. It is a formal organization of sellers or buyers
that agree to fix selling prices, purchase prices, or reduce
production using a variety of tactics.[1] Cartels usually
arise in an oligopolistic industry, where the number of
sellers is small or sales are highly ...
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Hunter shot by fox 2015/5/29
A fox shot and killed a 38-year-old hunter in central Yugoslavia,
the official Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported yesterday.
Salih Hajdur, a farmer from the village of Gornje Hrasno
in the Republic of Bosnia-Hercegovina, went to a nearby
forest Sunday to shoot a fox, Tanjug said.
Hajdur wounded a fox in the leg, the agency said, but to spare
the skin he did not fire again. ...
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AMAZING COFEE CUP 2015/3/12
it seems like a dream, telling someone how can a cup of coffee
changes people's lives.But its true.as the slogan
itself speaks, bringing treasure of the earth to the people
of the world, BEn chua, SHane Morrand and Holton Buggs
have not yet seized to amaze me . 7years of existence in the world full of NEtworks, yet
it has overcome the growing industry, and becomes worldwide
number one ...
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Terrorize telemarketer 2015/2/18
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
1.Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write
EVERY WORD down.
2.Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing
a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon,
how's your momma?"
3.Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask
them if they will give you their HOME phone ...
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Northampton Clown Terrorizes English Town Just By Standing Around 2014/3/8
It doesn't speak. It doesn't juggle. It has balloons
but doesn't hand them out. It probably doesn't
even sleep. It just stands there, haunting our dreams with
that sinister smile. An anonymous man has been striking fear into the hearts
of the Northampton, U.K., community by ominously standing
around in creepy clown apparel.
The Northampton Herald & Post first reported the sightings ...
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Man Buys House Next To Ex-Wife, Erects Middle Finger Statue 2014/3/8
Don't hate the player, hate the middle finger that's
now pointing at your house from your jilted lover's
back patio. Alan Markovitz recently moved in to a home in Bloomfield
Hills, Mich., next door to his ex-wife. He then proceeded
to erect this bronze statue in her -- and her new boyfriend's
-- honor:
The middle-finger statue was brought to the world's
attention, according to Gawker, by ...
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Stupid people stories 2014/1/8
LICENSE TO STEAL
Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine
by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their
pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the
machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck.
They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached
to the machine, their bumper still attached to the chain,
and their license plate ...
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All of life's annoyances Doesn't It Annoy You When... 2014/1/8
1....there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours
and the owner is nowhere to be found?
2....you buy an answering machine so you won't miss
any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the
machine answer?
3....there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks
they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
4....you're ...
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You Are No Longer "Cool" When 2014/1/8
1.You find yourself listening to talk radio.
2.You says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
3.The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
4.You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
5.You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets
a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.
...
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Spring Is In The Air 2013/4/3
Spring Is In The Air And Many People Are In Love
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Spring Is Here 2013/4/2
Spring Is Here Is Love Is In The Air
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Baseball Season 2013/4/1
Baseball Season Is Finally Here
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I Hope 2013/4/1
I Hope Everyone Had A Happy Easter
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Happy Easter 2013/3/31
Happy Easter To Everyone For Today Jesus Rose From The Dead
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US Supreme Court 2013/3/28
The US Supreme Court Is Hearing Arguments If The Defense
Of Marriage Act Should Be Overturned I Would Like To Hear
From You If You Think The US Supreme Court Should Overturn
The Defense Of Marriage Act
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hiiiiii 2012/9/8
love you yourself after love someone
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my city 2012/9/7
Agadir Morocco :
Agadir is a city in south of Morocco, capital of the Souss-Massa-Daraa
region. It has a population of 678, 596 (2004; census figures
for the agglomeration include the near-by cities of Inezgane
and Aït Melloul); the population of the city proper is
estimated at 200, 000. The mild winter climate (January
average midday temperature 20°C/68°F) and good beaches ...
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kristianty1980 looking for friends 2012/5/14
hello my name kris from indonesia, and you can know me with
look my profile, here i looking for friendship, before
i have 2 more friends but they has gone cause they not active
member, so i loose my friend but if you all want be my friends
please mail me or invite me as mail, i want have much friends
here, if i have much friends this will be fun and i am happy
too, if you need help to add vote ...
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Mozambique Part 2 2011/12/11
Lake Malawi shared by Mozambique on the east bank, and the
landlocked Republic of Malawi on the west bank, resembles
a vast inland sea, it’s crystal clear turquoise waters
are perfect for diving, and swimming. It’s pure white,
and golden powder sand beaches provide miles of opportunities
for catching a tan.
MOZAMBICAN CUISINE
The cuisine of Mozambique is heavily influenced ...
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Mozambique Part 1 2011/12/11
Maputo at the southern tip of the east African Republic
of Mozambique is the national capital, largest city, chief
port, economic engine of Mozambique, and for centuries
an escape valve for South Africa. When Afrikaaners wanted
to escape stifling apartheid, bland cuisine, their landlocked
Dutch Reformed straight laced, button-downed capital
of Johannesburg, they turned to Roman Catholic, spicy ...
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Pondy Cuisine 2011/12/11
PONDY CUISINE
Foreign influences: Portuguese, French, Indochinese,
British, Mexican, and the cuisine of Indian Ocean islands
including Mauritius and Reunion, converge with indigenous
influences: Malayalam, Mogul/Moslem, Hindu/Vegetarian
and Tamil, to create something new, and wonderful: Pondy
Cuisine.
A common trait of the various local delicacies cooked in
Pondy is that they ...
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Pondy 2011/12/11
FRENCH RIVIERA of the EAST
La Cote d’Azur de L’Est sounds so romantic, and European.
Perhaps somewhere near Monaco. But in reality it’s on the other side of the world, on the
southeast coast of India. A charming remnant of the once vast French possessions
in India. Although France returned this area to Indian
rule in the mid-Twentieth Century, French culture, language,
architecture ...
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DIU Part 2 2011/12/11
Gujarati is the main language of Gujarat, as well as Diu.
English is of course widely understood. Although you don’t
need to understand a word of Portuguese to visit Diu, you
might overhear a few words spoken in “lingua dos velhos, ”
oldtimer’s language, the term for the local indigenous
Portuguese creole language that retains a toehold in Diu,
as well as standard European Portuguese, by ...
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