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Genie and the Taliban 11/9/2005
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day. They come across a lantern
and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's
three wishes total, " says the genie.
<br>
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my will also farm. I want the land to be forever
fertile in Canada." <br>
...
1 Comments, 92 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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Parking lots 11/1/2005
Women are like parking lots. All the good ones are taken;
the ones left are handicapped.
0 Comments, 83 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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45454 10/31/2005
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
<br>
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
<br>
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem
hogi
<br>
<br>
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question
<br>
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
<br>
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the ...
0 Comments, 33 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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ha hah hahahhaa 10/31/2005
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering
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<br>
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon
diya ?
0 Comments, 32 Views,
1 Votes
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quastion 10/31/2005
Q: What has 4 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck
0 Comments, 35 Views,
3 Votes
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life befor the computer 10/31/2005
** An application was for employment
** A program was a TV show
** A cursor used profanity
** A keyboard was a piano!
** Memory was something that you lost with age
** A CD was a bank account!
** And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found
out!
** Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something
you did to a file
** If you unzipped anything in public you'd ...
0 Comments, 38 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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think to think about 10/31/2005
"Real friends are those who, when you feel you've
made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done
a permanent job."
<br>
"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools
are on the same side."
<br>
"I don't have to attend every argument I'm
invited to."
<br>
"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell
the family parrot to the town gossip."
...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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56 10/31/2005
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
0 Comments, 28 Views,
2 Votes
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123 10/31/2005
Q: Why did Banta Singh take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.
0 Comments, 35 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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1 10/31/2005
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue
you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
0 Comments, 26 Views,
0 Votes
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marriag 10/31/2005
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with
email.
Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.
0 Comments, 32 Views,
0 Votes
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call 10/31/2005
Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything
0 Comments, 41 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Just a Quick E-mail Note 10/19/2005
A Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for
a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and
was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached
his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
<br>
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written
her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed ...
0 Comments, 174 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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The Sociologist And The Native American!!! 10/15/2005
The sociologist was interviewing the Native American
about the changes that the white man had brought to his Culture.
The Native American said "Before white man came buffalo
meat was free, Medicine Man was free too. Women did all the
work and men sat around all day telling stories and made
love all night to four different wives. Only the White Man
could ruin a great system like that!!!"
0 Comments, 36 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Jim Bob's Bisexual Girlfriend!!! 10/12/2005
Jim Bob was sitting sadly at the bar drinking and the bartender
said to him "Wasamatter buddy?"
<br>
And Jim Bob says "I just found out my girlfriend is
bisexual!"
<br>
And the bartender said to him "That's great!
You can watch her have fun with her girlfriends!'
<br>
And Jim Bob said "No, you don't get it. I have to
buy her something before she gets sexual!!!"
0 Comments, 210 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Cleetus Ain't No Dummy!!! 10/12/2005
My favourite character Cleetus rings the Police and says
"I think there is a burglar in my house" and gives
them his address.
<br>
The Officer responds by saying"Gee. We are kind of
busy right now but give us about an hour and then we'll
be there. Just stay in your bedroom"
<br>
So the guy rings back 5 minutes later and says "Take
your time. I just shot and killed him"
...
0 Comments, 186 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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LOSE IT.. 10/12/2005
father :"where did u find this US$100?"
<br>
:"i found it close to post office dad"
<br>
father :"are u sure some one lose this money? "
<br>
:"yes dad, i am sure.i have 30 minutes seeing
that man looking for this money"
0 Comments, 206 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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ITS RIGHT! 10/12/2005
docter say :" after i seen the result of your X-RAY, its
nothing to worry about.you will live until 90 years old"
<br>
the patient:"but docter i am 90 now"
<br>
docter :"see..! i have the right prediction about
it!"
0 Comments, 220 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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whos smarter? 10/10/2005
Abdul kalaam And George Bush
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<br>
<br>
While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea
with Abdul Kalam.He asks President Abdul Kalam what his
leadership
philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with
intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions, "
says the
...
0 Comments, 216 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Cleetus' Grampa On His Wedding Night!!! 10/10/2005
Cleetus' Grampa Mr. Jim Bob was 86 years old and he was
marrying a 25 year old woman the next day. Cleetus was concerned
about his Grampa's health so he said to him "Gramps,
don't you know that a bout of strenuous lovemaking
could be fatal?"
<br>
And his Grampa said "Well Cleetus, if she dies then
I guess she dies!!!"
0 Comments, 172 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Women And Road Maps!!! 10/10/2005
Q: Why do women have trouble reading road maps?
<br>
Ans: Because only a man could look at an inch and see it as
a mile!!!
0 Comments, 172 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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NO ALWAYS! 10/10/2005
DIDI SAID :" HAVE U EVER KNOW THE STUPID PERSON WHO
WILL ALWAYS SAY NO TO EVERY QUETION?"
<br>
LILY :"NO"..
DIDI : ITS YOU!
1 Comments, 178 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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WAITING 10/9/2005
JEFFRI SAID :"HAY LISA, I WANT TO VISIT YOU THIS EVENING, DOES
YOUR MOTHER WAITING FOR ME TOO?"
<br>
LISA :" YES SHE IS""
JEFFRI :" GREAT SO.BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHER
ALSO WAITING FOR ME ?"
<br>
LISA :" BECAUSE SHE WILL GO OUT THEN"
1 Comments, 192 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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ARE YOU CONFUSE? 10/9/2005
1ST PERSON :" WILL YOU BE CONFUSE IN YOUR LIFE IF U HAVE
ALOT MONEY LIKE BILL GATE HAS?"
<br>
2ND PERSON :" OFF COURSE NOT, BUT BILL GATE WILL BE
VERY CONFUSE IF GOT MONEY JUST LIKE HOW MUCH I HAVE"
0 Comments, 170 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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I DONT KNOW.. 10/9/2005
MOSES SAID :"MY ALWAYS ASKING SOME MONEY TO ME
& BUY SOMETHING USELESS"
<br>
JOSEF SAID :"WHAT HE WANT TO BUY EXACTLY?"
<br>
MOSES SAID :"I DONT KNOW "
<br>
JOSEF SAID :"WHY U DONT KNOW ?"
<br>
MOSES SAID :"BECAUSE I NEVER GIVE HIM MONEY"..
1 Comments, 185 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Losing Your Virginity!!! 10/8/2005
This 16 year old girl came home all excitd and she said to
her big sister Daisy Mae' I lost my virginity at school
today Daisy!!!"
<br>
Daisy Said "That's great little sister. Did
you enjoy it"
<br>
And her sister said "It really great but my ass still
hurts!!!"
1 Comments, 238 Views,
9 Votes
,0.43 Score
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Losing Your Virginity!!! 10/7/2005
The 16 year old came home very excited and said to his
father "Dad, I lost my virginity at school today!!!"
<br>
His father said "That's great . Here , have
a beer and tell me all about it. Was it good?"
<br>
"Oh yeah Dad, it was really great but my ass still hurts!!!"
0 Comments, 43 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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A GUY OR A GIRL?? 10/6/2005
1st person say : look at a over there, got very
short hair, old jeans, laughing so loud & carry on
2 dogs.do you think the a guy or girl ??
<br>
2nd person :she is a girl.she is my .
<br>
1st person : oh i am sorry, i really dont know you are a father
of her..
<br>
2nd person : hey! i am not her father! i am her mother!
2 Comments, 146 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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MICE & BAT 10/5/2005
Quetion :do u know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
<br>
Answer :Mom! i see an angel..
0 Comments, 78 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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EASIER! 10/4/2005
QUETION :WHICH IS EASIER FOR A MAN TO LEAVE, THE WOMEN OR
WINE?
<br>
ANSWER : ITS DEPENDS ON THE AGE..
0 Comments, 99 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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