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joke 2016/11/16
ha haha
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Marriage 2015/12/30
I Looking a Woman For Marriage, (Caring, Loving, Open-minded)
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cherub with a bough 2011/1/18
Heres to cupid, the little squirt, hes lost his pants, he
lost his shirt, he lost most everything but his aim..which
shows us that LOVE is a losing game..  
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UMMMMM 2 2011/1/7
Oh, we're actually very different, ergo one of a kind.
But together we form some kind of strange mass of "wtf"
which IS one of a kind. HE HE HEEE
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UMMMM LOVE OR STUPIDITY 2011/1/2
Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown
to pieces, put yourself back together again and stupidly
take another step. I guess that's human nature. It
hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up
than be single!!!! 
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hi 2010/12/8
hello i want to b friend of u
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is it ok for one but not the other 2010/10/16
i just want to know why men think its funny to leave the toilet
seat up so women fall in but, when we close the lid and they
make a mess all games are out the door...... why is that
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be funny 2010/7/28
for taking easy make you happy in every time and dont worry
of thing
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Do I Keep My Boyfriend or the Guy I Met Online? 2010/4/9
I’m in a state of confusion whether to ‘breakup’ or end communicating
with this guy. I’m 27 and he’s 26.
I met him online and we’ve been chatting for almost 6 months
now.
He’s halfway round the world, obviously. We just talk things
out if we’re not busy. We like each other but I guess he likes
me more because he ...
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Once ..
There was a sperm named Joni ...
Joni is known as a sperm fat and lazy. So if racing fight ova,
Joni always lose quickly with his friends the other.
Finally King sperm called Joni.
"Joni, You see I was always lazy. Job Hardolin = dahar,
modol, ulin (eating, boker, maen). Now you must take the
training to defend the country ".
With a very heavy ...
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating? Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn’t punish him? Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L Teacher: No, that’s wrong… Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’ Millie: I is.. Teacher: No, Millie…… Always say, ‘I am.’ Millie: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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Humorous story 2010/2/6
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Someone, somewhere, anyone,anywhere 2009/6/4
I came here to fix something and I can tell you about it later, if
you will like to meet I am looking towards meeting someone
who is nice, loving, honest caring and kind. I want a life
partner for who is going to love me! Someone that is going
to be my best of friend, and also ready to turn to your lover,
companion.. I am Someone that will takes your breath away
when we walk in a room. And am ...
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tradition or not 2009/4/11
If it is traditional for men to give women roses on valentines
day, then what kind should women give to their man ? Tulips
of course !
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simple joke 2008/11/24
Q: Why do couples hold hands during wedding?..
hhhhhmmm???
A: It is just a formality. like two boxers, the shake hands
before the fight begins...
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Heh! Jerry apply vaseline. 2008/10/27
Jane and Jerry got married, the mother Jane has already
told the couple to spend their first night in her house,
Jane mother was in her late 60s, very rich curious in her
nature but she was also very good at suggesting solution
to any kind of problem.
Jane and Jerry moved straight from the wedding reception
into her mother's house with her husband, they finished
their dinner with the ...
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Heh! Jerry apply vaseline. 2008/10/27
Jane and Jerry got married, the mother Jane has already
told the couple to spend their first night in her house,
Jane mother was in her late 60s, very rich curious in her
nature but she was also very good at suggesting solution
to any kind of problem.
Jane and Jerry moved straight from the wedding reception
into her mother's house with her husband, they finished
their dinner with the ...
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40th birthdays 2008/5/6
So happy birthday Anna 40 hey!!!!!
Well so I thought id tell you about my 40th birthday, all
them years ago, now normally I spend my birthday with big
, in fact this year is the only one I haven’t, apart from
my 40th he was on some cub scout thingy, and the scouting
association had banned me from going, cos I got caught shagging
barloo, the blond bomb, scout helper. But ...
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The Married Couple 2008/4/8
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the
woman became aware that her husband was touching her in
a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and
the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching
them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently
down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then
down ...
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A Good ol' Southern Boy 2008/4/7
After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100
years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already
had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly
after, headlines in the LA Times ...
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Sven and OLE 2008/4/4
Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a
lighter, " he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking
the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
...
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Gynecologist's Assistant 2008/3/30
A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City , KS and
sees a job posting for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me
some details about this?", he asks the man behind
the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies,
"Oh yes here it is. The job entails you getting the
lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help ...
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EarthWorm 2008/3/29
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back
into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five
dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to
put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with ...
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Who wants who? 2008/3/1
On the dating sites it is so funny...the older men want younger
women, the younger men want older women, some men want any
women..Guys have you ever thought about someone your own
age.. you might be surprised how full of life they are, and
heck you would sure have a lot more to talk about. 
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Satan 2007/11/14
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople
were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone
started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly ...
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The Goofball 2007/10/21
I married the biggest goofball there ever was. About a couple
of months ago a case of hemrrhoids struck our household.
One morning my husband got up and brushed his teeth with
hemrrhoid cream. I died because he actually told me he did
it. But I am also talking about the man who thinks an impersonation
of squidward means standing on his head naked and swinging
body parts around saying 'hi, I'm ...
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