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SUNYBUNNY60 64M
5461 posts
12/19/2014 8:28 am
ROBOT.....WRONG HOLE


A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive, She told her lover, stay like statue and Don't move. Husband, "Who is this?" Wife, "This is a robot I bought to have sex, when you are travelling." Husband, "Ok, let's have sex now." Wife, "No sweetheart, i am totally tired, So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 you." After she left the husband said, "Damn it I'm so horny, I will fuck this robot!" He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way,

""SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE."

Husband, "Damn! Robot is not working properly, I'm throwing it out of the

window." The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said,

"SOFTWARE UPDATED" PLEASE TRY AGAIN."



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SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
12/19/2014 9:01 am

    Quoting  :

just a joke.

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SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
12/19/2014 6:50 pm

Rqajive.. yes. it is bit crude joke.

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SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
12/19/2014 6:51 pm

    Quoting  :

Sapnaji. it seems you did not like this one. I will take care of it. next time.

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