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28.9.2015 8:02 Uhr

GIVE ‘TEASER’ A “PHD” !!!!!

GIVE 'TEASER' A " PHD " !!!!!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Bharatie (age 29) was having
trouble with one of her students named Teaser.

Ms Bharatie asked, "Teaser, what's your problem?"

Teaser answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm much smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Bharatie had enough. She took Teaser to the principal's office. The principal told Ms Bharatie he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave himself. She agreed.

Teaser was brought in and the test conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test:

Principal: "What is 3x3?"

Teaser: "9"

Principal: "What is 6x6?"

Teaser: "36"

And so it went on with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Bharatie and tells her, "I think the boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Bharatie says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Teaser both agree.

Ms Bharatie asks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Teaser, after a moment: "Legs"!

Ms Bharatie: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Teaser: "Pockets"!

Ms Bharatie: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Teaser: Coconut

Ms Bharatie: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the Boy quickly answered..

Teaser: Bubblegum

Ms Bharatie: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Teaser: Shake hands

Ms Bharatie: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Teaser: "Yep"

Ms Bharatie: "You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."

Teaser: "Tent"

Ms Bharatie "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large peg of Vodka.

Teaser: "Wedding Ring"[/B]

Ms Bharatie: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

Teaser: "Nose"

Ms Bharatie: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Teaser: "Arrow"

Ms Bharatie: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"

Teaser: "Firetruck"

Ms Bharatie: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand"

Teaser: "Fork"

Ms Bharatie: "What is it that all men have. It's longer for some men than on others. The nuns don’t need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"

Teaser: "SURNAME"

Ms Bharatie: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

Teaser: "HEART"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Bharatie:
"Send Teaser to Mumbai University for PHD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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