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Hacking Away Hacking is a selfish evil addiction, a destructive crime, and those who practice it rarely have any remorse. But evidentially every hacker will be caught, or hired by the pentagon. Mom, Dad, you're here, that's swell There's something important I have to say I’ve found my soul mate, his name is Dell Oh, no. Don’t worry. No, I’m not gay! Dell and I, you see, are one He does what I command I simply think it, and it’s done The world is in my hand Today I’m in the Pentagon Shall we bomb Saddam? Just one click and he's gone Terrorist, be damn Hey, Dad. Short a little cash? A hundred thousand, will that do? One click here and you’ll have it in a flash Now, please get yourself something new! And, Mom, how about a shopping spree? Diamonds, clothes and so much more You can have anything at all. What shall it be? All delivered promptly to your door Oh, now I’ve got it. How about the evil IRS. A nice invasive virus that should do the trick Let’s raise a little havoc and create a nasty mess Oh, don’t you love it? I’m so dawn slick! I’m so happy now, it’s like a wondrous dream We’re powerful, almighty, invincible, Dell and me We are like the Gods. Oh, I think I’m going to scream! For I shall have the glory, forever it shall be Well, . I hate to spoil your glorious day But, your being a crook isn't pleasing to me And, I must warn you, the FBI is on its way. I’m afraid the fun is over now, so please cut the glee! What? No joking now. This cannot be. I ran my cloaking program, that’s right From home to satellite and then a ship at sea I’m invisible, Dad, completely out of sight That’s not it. Your cloaking worked just fine. It’s when your little sister came to say, "Hi." You blew her off, and that really crossed the line You yelled and screamed at her, "Out, away, goodbye! "Now you little punk, go! Leave my room! And don't come back, If you do I’ll log on PBS And your friend Barney will go boom!" She left in tears, upset, her face a mess You laughed at her, had so much fun But she was sick, in pain, despair She went right to the phone and dialed 9-1-1 "There’s a bomb strapped to Barney’s chair!" Why did you do it? I’m simply at a loss Steal, destroy—take jobs away Now a jail cell will be your cross So, it’s over now. What have you to say? I did it ‘cause I could, I’m just so good you see That’s just the way I am. And when I get out We’ll do it all again, I mean Dell and me Because we’re the best without a doubt. 
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