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Happy as a haddock with a hula hoop. I have standard answers to standard questions. How are you is always greeted with. Happy as a box o fluffy ducks Happy as a frog in a pond Happy as a banana in a sundae Happy as a in a paddock Happy as a penguin in a fridge Happy as a carrot in a donkeys bum. Happy as a ........ Whatever comes to mind. But never do i say- I'm okay, could be better. Life sucks Not very well really Lonely Feck you and the you rode in on. Why tell people what they don't need to and really don't want to know? My favourite lately was Happy as a seal at a disco the person said "Are seals happy at discoes?" and i said "I'm sure i read in a magazine about seals clubbing" Silly and a bit cruel but i made myself laugh out loud. Thank Gawd at least i find my jokes funny. Well This ain't gonna win any blogs of the year prizes but i'm as happy as a bear on a bicycle and i just can't be bothered to engage my brain today. |
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3/26/2009 11:21 am |
The carrot might be happy, but the donkey?
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Even happier Gow me wee bro' They're all a bit pervy you know.lol
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3/26/2009 5:32 pm |
It's fun to be silly once in a while,don't you think so?
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I'm happy today because I woke up 5 minutes before my clock went off and its the weekend tomorrow.. hello to you there thanks for visiting my blog and for the welcome good to see you hyasmine ^_^
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3/26/2009 11:56 pm |
I had a bird once(well loads of times actualy) called sunday, she was happy with a banana in, verrrrrrrry happy. well im off to the cold place to get some haddock and chips
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Lol Sherry baby my default setting is silly. Yay fer the weekend.Hope yer gettin yer dancin and romancin pants on and goin oot on the toon missus Facey. It's nice to find a birdy who really appreciates a good banana huh hugey?
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Lol that is so cool Vora, next time i feel angsty i shall be able to say "i feel like a donkey with a carrot up it's arse" lol
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3/27/2009 10:04 am |
Happy as a pig in chow sh*t A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
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3/27/2009 1:57 pm |
Happy as a meat cleaver in a butcher's hand....can I have my hula hoop back now?....lol
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Chow shit?lol Small dawg pooh? Swoony me moony. Dark as ever Al me pal lol. Oh they always leave before the fun begins beautiful Beta.lol
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