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Blogs > bluejeans_baby > Country Girl In Bluejeans

bluejeans_baby
(Annie ) 47F
558 posts
3/19/2008 12:00 pm
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK WHEN..........
Hope y'all enjoy all or some of these.

1. You measure distance in minutes.

2. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.

5. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no
matter what time of the year.

6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
grain, or animal.

8. You install security lights on your house, garage, and leave both unlocked.

9. You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.

10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.

11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.

12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

14. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but
requires 6 pages for sports.

15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

17. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and
Christmas.

19. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

20. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "going wal-martin" or
off to "Wally World."

21. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.

just things that run through annie's little mind
bluejeans_baby
(Annie ) 47F
360 posts
3/31/2008 8:21 pm
    Quoting  :
Thats what it looks like to me, sorry but it's true.
just things that run through annie's little mind


RAM_MAN05 48M

4/25/2008 11:21 pm

 Here in Wisconsin it is very possible to change the thermostat from heat to cool in one day. Recently I was outside in short sleves and mid fifties, and within 10 minutes the temp dropped to 28 degrees with freezing rain. Thanks to Canada for sharing, but they can keep their cold weather.




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