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MunchkinMatron2 56F
9387 posts
9/29/2007 6:18 am
The Snickers Or Skill Poll

John Cleese once said: "An Englishman would rather be told he was a bad lover than that he had no sense of humour." (Nobody hit me with bangers and mash--he said it, not I, and Bill Bryson quoted him in his book "Notes From A Big Country" )

Sooooooooo, here I am, wondering--if you could only choose ONE quality between the two, which would you rather have in a lover/spouse/partner/significant other?
S*xual skill/prowess?
Sense of humour? (Am spelling it THAT way in honor of John Cleese)
I've taken vows of celibacy, silence and seriousness (And if you voted this, please let us know who you are :D )


I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


oldhoglover 70M

9/29/2007 11:12 am

I had to vote for humor.....
in case my "skills" weren't proficent


oldhoglover 70M

9/29/2007 2:46 pm

    Quoting  :

men are like dogs....rub my belly and we're friends for life!


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:12 pm

    Quoting  :

Same here---and as you said, skills in the bedroom can be learned, but sense of humor---you're either born with it or you aren't.

Thanks for dropping by, Ari!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:14 pm

    Quoting oldhoglover:
    I had to vote for humor.....
    in case my "skills" weren't proficent
Dare we ask what's your level of proficiency then?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:18 pm

    Quoting  :

Ari, I think most men are far simpler in their requirements than women are lol.

A guy friend of mine once told me, "All we need is to see you women naked, but that isn't enough for you girls when it comes to us guys."

And for men who need a lot more than than, give us gals a heads up on what you find, as Ari terms is, "exhilarating".

(This is getting to be fun)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:20 pm

    Quoting  :

Same here. Thanks for dropping by, aski!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Hiya Pilgrim Dan,

Gee, hubby's gone for a week and look what happens to me, I put up a s*xually inclined poll.

(Shudders at the thought of what might happen if hubby goes on a 2 month business trip)

Ma Barker, giggling now, too

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:24 pm

    Quoting  :

Wow, the vote for sense of humor's overwhelming, Mary---everyone has the same mindset as i do, then, that humor trounces technique anytime.

Thanks for dropping by!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:27 pm

    Quoting oldhoglover:
    men are like dogs....rub my belly and we're friends for life!


Erm, woof?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 4:28 pm

    Quoting Mistytraveller:
    humour...for the reasons stated above...

    Cheerily
Hiya Misty, thanks for dropping by! The way this poll is going, am beginning to suspect John Cleese got more action than Fabio ever did, LOL.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 5:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Rub his belly and you're friends for life.

The mind boggles at what happens when you rub something else then

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 6:33 pm

Dang it, typo on my reply to Ari---supposed to be "than THAT".

(yebedee yebedee th-th-that)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 6:36 pm

    Quoting  :

No, no, no---greediness only allowed during exhibitions of s*xual prowess.

And Nicci, dangit---take it from a pro---when you're sick, don't shout. Ask everything in a weak, breathy voice, look wan, and make it seem as if that cuppa tea he just made for you is the heaviest thing in the world.

Works like a charm---I keep getting asked if I need anything else.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


CAZZ8545 54F
660 posts
9/29/2007 6:48 pm

I agree humour is important and if he can't perform the correct skills then at least you can laugh about it together....

By the way Mark you just proved that men are just so easy to please.....



_____________________________
Catch you on the flip side


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 6:50 pm

Dang it, I'm in Typo Central today...as Ari terms IT, not is---sheesh, I think I need more caffeine.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Nursiepoo2 59F
747 posts
9/29/2007 8:12 pm

OMG Am I the ONLY one here that is celibate

Sheesh...


A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
To stop speech when words become superfluous.
~ by Ingrid Bergman ~


melodymac
(melody mac)
50M

9/29/2007 8:23 pm

hi munch
sense of humour its the spot
I think it makes up for anything missing
we....well !! me.. I often see people as very beautiful
when the personilty is great and so if they are lacking in any
other area, It become so difficult for me to see


don't worry I have got your back


melodymac
(melody mac)
50M

9/29/2007 8:24 pm

hi munch
sense of humour hits the spot
I think it makes up for anything missing
we....well !! me.. I often see people as very beautiful
when the personilty is great and so if they are lacking in any
other area, It become so difficult for me to see


don't worry I have got your back


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 8:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Faaaaaaancy!!! Wooowooo you GO girl LOL huggsssssssss!!

Cracking up here on keeping your pipes clear---why do I suddenly have a visual of H as a plumber?? (Hopefully NOT with plumber's pants, ack!) LMAO!! Ya bought your ohmibod yet?



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 8:59 pm

    Quoting Nursiepoo2:
    OMG Am I the ONLY one here that is celibate

    Sheesh...
Hey, not just you, me too!!!

Erm, for a week now.

(Want some Reese's cups? I've been venting my frustrations, can't you tell? )

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 9:01 pm

    Quoting CAZZ8545:
    I agree humour is important and if he can't perform the correct skills then at least you can laugh about it together....

    By the way Mark you just proved that men are just so easy to please.....


Hiya cazz!!! I think so long as neither party points and laughs at the other, too

(And yep, the men ARE easy to please, huh?)

Thanks for dropping by!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/29/2007 9:02 pm

    Quoting melodymac:
    hi munch
    sense of humour hits the spot
    I think it makes up for anything missing
    we....well !! me.. I often see people as very beautiful
    when the personilty is great and so if they are lacking in any
    other area, It become so difficult for me to see

Hiya Mac...erm, which spot does it hit, or shouldn't I ask?

Thanks for dropping by--have a great weekend!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


oldhoglover 70M

9/29/2007 11:47 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Dare we ask what's your level of proficiency then?
on a scale of one thru ten....
probably between six and nine


CAZZ8545 54F
660 posts
9/30/2007 12:33 am

    Quoting Nursiepoo2:
    OMG Am I the ONLY one here that is celibate

    Sheesh...
Nope don't feel lonely....

_____________________________
Catch you on the flip side


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
9/30/2007 12:44 am

    Quoting oldhoglover:
    on a scale of one thru ten....
    probably between six and nine
Good thing it wasn't 6-8 then.

That would mean you owe one.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.