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MunchkinMatron2 55F
9387 posts
8/8/2008 6:56 am
And I Thought Only We Gals Wore Panties...


Just got this ff friend network invite from a 57 year old bloke--purportedly from Germany (though he also lists himself as being in Beijing)--in which he tries to entice me by saying...

"Hi,sweety. Beautifull Lady,like very much. i would like to know you better. First i like to see you on Cam only dressed with Panties,is ok for you? I will also dress only Panties.If yes reply this mail.Will be very nice."

Gee, I can almost feel myself succumb to his siren call, if only to see him in his panties.

Not!

(Hubby's still cracking up right beside me)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


gateway14
(Dan Wilson)
71M

8/8/2008 7:39 am

Tell him you first them put him on u tube. Dan


royalpurple
(Lei I)
44F
3188 posts
8/8/2008 8:24 am

If this isn't the most hilarious joke for the day, Ana! Why don't you read him you legal BRIEFS?

From my heart to yours, Love and Light!


Uniforever 58F

8/8/2008 10:19 am

Think yourself lucky, I can't remember the last e-mail I got here

A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.


FeuDesAstres 68M
1250 posts
8/8/2008 10:24 am

Isn't half the world in Beijing right now?

So ... did ya hook up the webby-cam and do the C-U-C-Me thing?


gambiteer49 69M
2536 posts
8/8/2008 10:35 am

Sounds like a keeper Munchie


elricardo69 60M

8/8/2008 11:24 am

and i thought i was smooth,


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:19 pm

    Quoting gateway14:
    Tell him you first them put him on u tube. Dan
I LIKE the way you think, Dan.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:19 pm

    Quoting royalpurple:
    If this isn't the most hilarious joke for the day, Ana! Why don't you read him you legal BRIEFS?
Legal briefs still in the clothesline being dried, Lei.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:21 pm

    Quoting  :

You know, we were both supposed to be outraged that someone would write me like that, but seeing the "panties" bit, we just had to laugh.

For a full 5 minutes.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Michael, I'm shocked!

You think he's wearing pink?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:25 pm

    Quoting  :

Only if they're from strange perverts whose idea of a first email to a woman they don't even know is telling her he wants to see her on cam in her panties and he'll be in his own pair too.

Unless you think that's a normal thing and I should keep it to myself?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:27 pm

    Quoting bribook:
    ... and I thought romance was dead.

    Isn't it amazing, what some guys think is a good idea?

    ~ Brian
When it rains, it pours, Brian. Between the recent real life encounters I've had and now this, I have to ask you--

You think it's my perfume or some'n???

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:30 pm

    Quoting Uniforever:
    Think yourself lucky, I can't remember the last e-mail I got here
Uni, if that's luck, I'd rather walk under a ladder, ack.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:33 pm

    Quoting FeuDesAstres:
    Isn't half the world in Beijing right now?

    So ... did ya hook up the webby-cam and do the C-U-C-Me thing?
You know, I'm REALLY thinking gateway's idea up there might be worth looking into.

Don't think the guy's an athlete, though--he's built along the same lines as Mr. Constipation, with more hair.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:34 pm

I think it's official, gamb, I'm a magnet for the strange.

*bangs head on the wall again*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:37 pm

Bet he thought he was, too.

Maybe he wears them seamless panties that give him no pantylines?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:51 pm

    Quoting  :

He should've worn a couple of merkins under. The poor horsie.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Wynnter_Moon 69F

8/8/2008 4:23 pm

(pouts)...You always get alllllllll the fun (smirks)...


FeuDesAstres 68M
1250 posts
8/8/2008 4:29 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    I think it's official, gamb, I'm a magnet for the strange.

    *bangs head on the wall again*
It's that Joan Jett strut when you're not thinking about where you are that does it.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 4:48 pm

    Quoting Wynnter_Moon:
    (pouts)...You always get alllllllll the fun (smirks)...
I'd rather get a hangnail.

Hey!! No smirking allowed!

*snork*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 4:51 pm

    Quoting FeuDesAstres:
    It's that Joan Jett strut when you're not thinking about where you are that does it.
I oughta get "I Love Rock And Roll" outta my head and replace it with something from Lawrence Welk.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 5:21 pm

    Quoting  :

I now have a visual of this guy in a pink ruffly polkie dotted granny bloomers, Pilgrim Dan.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp!!!!!!!!!!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 5:23 pm

    Quoting ladykitty22:
    Question to the public: over here in 'Merica, "panties" usually denotes a woman's undergarments. What a man wears under his jeans might be shorts, or underwear, or briefs, or boxers....but generally not "panties".

    So, from my viewpoint, sounds like this guy wants to dress up in women's underwear and compare notes.

    In San Francisco, we'd call that a slumber party. (Maybe he needs fashion tips.)

    Who's got the popcorn?

    LK
Hm, wonder if he's already got a discount card from Victoria's Secret?

*passes LK the buttered popcorn*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


FlashMedic 60M

8/8/2008 10:02 pm

lol, I know that is too funny...

Best regards, Clarencio

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MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 11:26 pm

    Quoting  :

That's it, I'm gonna put up my flat-chested pic again soon. But I gotta shave my chest again first.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.