GOOD HELP NEEDED NOW ! Hi, I am a 44 year old 'wild puppy mother' ( that is mother to two big delightful doggie girls ), who is self employed in the computer world. We are all a little wild. I am an expsychiatric nurse and certified masseuse with lots of skills and experience in kitchen design, interior design, digital photography and cooking. I have no children. When was he last time a lady touched and caressed your face and really studied and appreciated it ? How long since your hand has been cherished - held and kissed... I am a funny and playful BBW ( Big Beautiful Woman ) who likes SEX and loving, I think it is healthy and important. I just spent 20 years in Southern, Ca. and recently moved to the Medford, Oregon area for a cleaner , quieter ( not to mention much less expensive ) atmosphere. I have been divorced for many, many years. I need someone WARM to warm my buns on at night and fix breakfast with in the morning. I am looking for an independant and kind man who needs a lot of love and warmth and who is loving and WARM. Must be healthy in the more liberal sense. Good sense of humor and brains get extra credit. I make great Belgum waffles and strawberry crepes as well as avocado pesto sauce and 'killer' chili. I perfer a long term committed relationship and am interested in SINGLE men ONLY. Must like 'wild puppies', who come inside any time they want. NO DRUNKS, NO DRUGGIES, NO INMATES, NO ONE STILL LIVING WITH 'MOTHER ', NO CERTIFIED NUTCASES and no one under 35 please. Viagra addicts welcome ! Please be on time for your 4 hour interview. LOL I am dedicated to having some fun. So GO FOR IT what have you got to loose - I don't bite - at least not hard....
My Ideal Person:
Warm - loving - kind. Mostly thinks I am wonderful LOL. Intelligent and thoughtful contributor to a relationship. 'Cause we are not getting any younger and Global Warming is too slow to help!
What would be your most ideal date?: All of the above would be great!
What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?: Upbringing
What words best describe your personality?: Intelligent, Wild 'n Crazy, Funny and silly
Which animal best describes your personality?: Dog, Bear, Tiger
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