Aspiring date-er taking applications for aspiring date-ee! In need of a baggage-less date-ee to help create and fill my empty baggage... can ya' help me pack my bags? Those with own baggage need not apply.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
This Southern lady is looking for her Southern gent (although he need not have sprouted from here) who "gets it" and has "it." Finely tuned in social graces (but is at the core, a R'n Roll/Disco 70's gal who can throw down too & needs throw downee), I get dirt under my fingernails when necessary, but can clean up to take to the country club alongside any old worn-out-suntan-wrinkled debutante too! I eat supper, not dinner, and put buttah in my grits! I "do" porches and hammocks, fan in hand. Howevah, should it be so warm that I begin to glow (we Southern ladies do NOT sweat), I may have to retreat inside to aiuh-condishuning with a Mason jar of (sweet) iced tea, something I never leave home without.
I do partake in golf, but only while sipping (preferably from a Mason jar) a cool spirited libation as golf is not meant to be a serious activity under any circumstance. Croquet, on the other hand, is...
J'adore cooking, so my gent must appreciate and oblige, and possess a liberal palate (but not politics!). I prefer nekkid food as opposed to "fussy" food. I feed the (local) farmers coffers whenever I can and prefer that to food from the other side of the planet! Dribbles from your chin at my table are wiped only with cloth napkins. I'm also fond of piddlin' at antique & junktique establishments and want a fellow who will meander there alongside me.
Now I don't take kindly to riding motorsickles. That comes from a spell of work'n in an emergency room, and I much prefer my purtie skin ON my bones, than on the pavement... so simply put, this lady is not going to climb on yours!
My "bucket list" is a tad long, so you must be willing to accommodate checking some things off it. My "Cooking On Your Manifold" cookbook needs much recipe testing, thus necessitating road trips for time & temp adjustments. Since recipe testing is involved, said trips are tax deductions (as is most of what I do). I just need to know how your manifold sits so I can properly prepare our roadsidia meals. Our picnic table will be set fun and funky as are all my affairs!
I also aspire to see the aurora borealis, which is a rather lengthy trip, so we may be able to enjoy the entirety of a cow on that one. My wish to spend the night in an igloo can probably be accomplished in this same trip in the "great white north."
Aspirations of riding a camel, however, would need travel in a different direction. Now the breaking of plates is not something any typical Southern lady does,(and as you have ascertained by now, I'm not your "typical" Southern belle) but I have this burning desire to do that, in Greece, with Greek people, while "um-pahing" (whatever that is) in a dancing circle of Greek people. Would you happen to know any? Can we swing by there after the camel ride?
I find most annoying: windshield wipers, tardiness (unless you've been taken to a trauma center by ambulance), and spelling errors. Can you say "Spell Check?" Yes, dahlin', the little things DO mattah and tell me much about you. Brownie Points: ECU Pirate!
Should you have a hankering for helping me pack my bags, I'll be on the porch, with my jar of sweet tea and fan, all aglow and wait'n for you to come calling.
My Ideal Person:
See above!
And I'm NOT looking for and will not respond to...
If you are "separated," you need not apply. You have BAGS. In my book (and that other one too), separated = MARRIED, so skedaddle along. As well, if you don't have your purtie self in a picture whereas I can see, you are either toothless or MARRIED and afeardt somebody will see you, so mosey on by me, lickety split! My man must have TEETH, and nice ones. (That is a "fixable" bodily part.)
What would be your most ideal date?:
All of the above would be great!
What qualities do you look for in the people you date?:
Outgoing, Intelligent, Glass half full, Daring, Funny and silly, Sarcastic, Realist, Funnnnnnnnn!, Kind, Charitable
What words best describe your personality?:
Outgoing, Intelligent, Glass half full, Funny and silly, Sarcastic, Realist, Cautious, Funnnnnnnnn!
Tell us what things in life are most important to you.:
Family Friends Faith and F.U.N.!!!!^:-J
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