I am just looking for a nice person to rub my belly between feedings. Are you that special someone that can reach that far?
My Ideal Person
Somebody who can Feed me without getting their hand caught in my huge jowls. Must know how to wash with a rag on a stick, I have several folds of flesh and you must be able to lift more than 50 lbs. I need a man who is sturdy and stout. Intimate encounters are a requirement, must also have strong stomach and no sense of smell.
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