I guess I'm giving this dating thing a whirl – not because I need to, but just to see if the universe can get any weirder. So, if you're up for sipping fancy cocktails while pondering the existential void and occasionally wondering, 'What the actual f*** is happening?' – well, congrats, you've found your partner in sophisticated crime
My Ideal Person
Someone who burps in the face of danger and can keep up with my sick rhymes.
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