Insecure security guard. House-roof leaks. Brain leaks. I live with 2 Border Collies - I call them 'Border' Collies cos they owe me rent, but they cry 'poverty' to all my demands, shrugging as they turn their little furry pockets inside out. So what can a chap do, eh? Turn em out? Nah, couldn't do that. Anyway I'd miss them: I enjoy the company of my intellectual superiors. Without them I'd bark up all the wrong trees, I just know it. And at bedtime I'd miss them fighting over the right to kip on the other pillow... usually with the winning backside in my face.
Ahum... after reading the above I realise I'll have to ponder the wisdom of writing to anyone who writes to me. But if anyone is deranged enough to be interested in me and my dogs... Go on, I won't bite... I can't, it's the dog's week for the teeth
My Ideal Person
Unconscious (therefore much less discerning) Michelle Pfeifer lookalike.
What would you do on an ideal date?: Dinner at a fancy restaurant, slow dancing and a moonlit walk on the beach., Getting food delivered, renting movies and snuggling by the fireplace., All of the above would be great!
What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?: Looks
What words best describe your personality?: Intelligent, Glass half empty, Funny and silly, Realist, Cautious
What animal best describes your personality?: Wombat
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