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Gender:   Man
Birthdate:   May 31, 1911
(112 years old)
Lives in:   Hooterville, Florida, United States
Relocate?:   Prefer not to say
Height:   Prefer not to say
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Smoking:   Prefer not to say
Drinking:   Prefer not to say
Race:   Prefer not to say
Speaks:   English
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112 year old Man in Hooterville, Florida, United States Looking For: Women

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[center][b][i][blog Sirmounts][/i][/b][/center] [center][bg width =100% bgcolor=wheat border=7 bordercolor=black cellpadding=20][center][b][size 6]I[/size] Build Skyscrapers. Big, Gigantic, MASSIVE skyscrapers. Chicago, Bangcock, Tokyo, Sidney ~ I've built 'em all! My shrink seems to think that I do it to compensate for My inadequacies, but when I look down I am so well hung, I don't know how much more "massive" I can get without using a wagon when I walk. I'm rich, famous, and fantastic looking. I'm a strapping young lad, and many far-sighted women tell Me up close I have the chiseled features of the Greek god Apollo. In fact, I am So good looking, when I walk down the street all the girls swoon ~ and most of them faint dead away. I have to send My staff ahead of Me to catch the fainters before they all fall and hurt themselves. So, as you can see, I have a heart, too. [i]Beginning to get the picture?[/i] I'm the kind of great Guy your parents want you to marry, your brother wants to be like, and who has been in your dreams since you were just a little girl. If you FriendFinder email Me I'll reply to you, but if you're looking for lovin' ~ hey babe: I'll have to try to fit you on My list! I'm smart, witty and irreverent ~ and that's while I'm sleeping! When I am awake I am a suave and extraordinary lover, always ready to tickle your fancy ~ and whatever other part of your anatomy you care to leave exposed. But watch out: I've swept many a fair maiden off her feet... and you may just find yourself falling in love with Me ~ or at least with all the wonderful words I put on your PC![br][size 1][b][i][blog Sirmounts][/i][/b][/size][/center][/bg]

My Ideal Person

The proverbial "needle in the haystack". I'm sick of being accosted by beautiful models and ambitious starlets. I'm looking for someone very special: a plain, average sort of girl, maybe a little overweight or getting there. The kind of girl who will never leave Me. Or...if she does decide to leave Me, I won't care.
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"Staring At The Sun"

Favorite films:
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What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
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What qualities do you look for in the people you date?:
Obedient, Weak-willed, Willingness to be ignored

What animal best describes your personality?:
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Tell us about your personal style and why it works for you. Casual and comfy? Sharp and professional?:

I wear a loincloth
I wear boots when I shower
I wear a turban when I sleep
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