I don't really have time for all this intro writing stuff. I gotta go, or I'll miss Geraldo's segment on Unwed Lesbian Indians Against Nuclear Energy for Saving the Whales from Aerosol Sprays.
My English is excellent, my French is so-so, and it's okay if you're deaf, since I sign fluently. (Now THERE'S an anachronism - a radio deejay communicating in sign language...Is there a lot of call for that???)
I love sitting around watching old classic movies. I can appreciate ALL types of music, since I've deejayed just about every format you can find in radio. (Classic oldies pop/rock is my favorite, however)
I'm young enough to know what Ipods are, and old enought to remember Eisenhower as President.
I'm rather on the conservative side - somewhere between Rush Limbaugh and Attila the Hun. (On a good day I can make Billy Graham look liberal)
My bumper sticker reads, "HONK if something falls off!"
My Ideal Person:
Female friends and buddies who think that there's more to life than sorting socks and removing navel lint. Ability to multi-task (i.e. - walk and chew gum simultaneously) a BIG plus.
Should NOT think Hillary would make a great President. (There are qualified therapists to deal with THAT kind of thinking.)
Should stand in awe of my presence and worship the ground I walk on unconditionally. (Am I setting my standards just a tad high here?)
Should have Cruiser's optimistic outlook on life, Eyes as great as Librapop2, as great a self-image and self-esteem as Amazinggrace1954, be as alluring as Tempting Trish, as cute as a bug's ear like Eimee, and have LOTS MORE musical knowledge than Librapop2. (GRIN - Sorry, darlin', but we can work on that)
What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?: Upbringing
What qualities do you look for in the people you date?: Outgoing, Intelligent, Glass half full, A bit naive, Funny and silly
What words best describe your personality?: Outgoing, Borderline Insane, Toilet Trained at Gunpoint
Which animal best describes your personality?: Owl
Tell us what things in life are most important to you.: God, money, coffee, chocolate, and cell-phone owners who have the good sense to HANG UP AND DRIVE. (Not necessarily in that order.)
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