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Do you think people jump into net realtionships too fast from loneliness? 3/18/2005 I hear so many people move in together only after a couple of 2 week visits. I even knew one woman who married the man she met on net on the first meeting. I have talked to others that talked about 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What are your views on this? Do you agree or disagree and why? 1/28/2005 Marcel Tremblay, a 78-year-old retired businessman who suffers from an incurable lung condition, insisted in media interviews Friday that he would stick to his plan to kill himself Friday night. 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Cowboy Boots 1/27/2005 Sam and Bessie Goldberg are senior citizens, and, Sam always wanted an expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you no 0 Comments, 644 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dwarfs 1/27/2005 Vertically challenged.... Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depres 0 Comments, 288 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde Men Do Exist 1/27/2005 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As 0 Comments, 282 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Healing 1/27/2005 GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A HEALING PROGRAM ON TV. THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED. GRANDMA 0 Comments, 289 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Growing Old With Barbie 1/9/2005 Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... <br> 1. Bifocals Barbie 0 Comments, 257 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Viagra 12/30/2004 There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. <br> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and 0 Comments, 314 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Send the Bottle Back 12/12/2004 A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their mos 0 Comments, 956 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Send the Bottle Back 12/12/2004 A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their mos 0 Comments, 394 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Not a good day for Santa 12/7/2004 When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. <br> 0 Comments, 214 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE EULOGY 11/28/2004 She married and had 13 . Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more . Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more . Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coff 0 Comments, 194 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wishing For 11/28/2004 A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man! "Over the next couple of months, he sa 0 Comments, 187 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A MEAN LOVE STORY 11/4/2004 I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU... <br> I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU... <br> I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. <br> I WILL MAKE 0 Comments, 331 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pearly Gates 11/4/2004 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season, " Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to 0 Comments, 320 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Games for Old People 11/4/2004 Chapter 1: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER <br> 1. Sag, You're it <br> 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. <br> 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. <br> 4. K 0 Comments, 170 Views, 0 Votes |
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