Google link 5/7/2006|
Go to Google tap in "Asshole" and press the I feel lucky option.
1 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
The White House's new switchboard 5/1/2006|
"Thank you for calling the White House switchboard. Our new voice activated system will help direct you to the proper office."
"If you are calling to complain about the mishandling of the w
1 Comments, 77 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Bear conversion 4/21/2006|
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and t
1 Comments, 109 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Seal joke 4/14/2006|
A seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What can I get you?"
The seal replies "Anything but a Canadian Club on ice".
1 Comments, 131 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Things to say when you are drunk... 4/13/2006|
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specifici
6 Comments, 334 Views, 37 Votes ,4.00 Score
A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There
1 Comments, 193 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Scottish lonely hearts 4/2/2006|
Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion
0 Comments, 145 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Not a joke...but funny 3/27/2006
Mar. 8--A Mesa deputy fire chief is on paid leave after being accused of bestial acts with his next-door neighbor's lamb.
Maricopa County sherif
0 Comments, 244 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score