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Google link 5/7/2006 Go to Google tap in "Asshole" and press the I feel lucky option. Jay 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
The White House's new switchboard 5/1/2006 "Thank you for calling the White House switchboard. Our new voice activated system will help direct you to the proper office." "If you are calling to complain about the mishandling of the w 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bear conversion 4/21/2006 A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and t 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
Seal joke 4/14/2006 A seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What can I get you?" The seal replies "Anything but a Canadian Club on ice". 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
Things to say when you are drunk... 4/13/2006 Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specifici 0 Comments, 334 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bingo... 4/13/2006 A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There 0 Comments, 193 Views, 0 Votes | |
Scottish lonely hearts 4/2/2006 Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
Not a joke...but funny 3/27/2006 http://friendfinder.com=46&id=48031 Mar. 8--A Mesa deputy fire chief is on paid leave after being accused of bestial acts with his next-door neighbor's lamb. Maricopa County sherif 0 Comments, 244 Views, 0 Votes |
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