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Do u Think U Will Take anything With U After u Die ? 6/26/2005 Its a Question that makes u think alot ... <br> Why we make our life so complicated about what we are and what we wanna do and collect .. unlimited needs and desires when we will take noth 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
Keep your Passwords safe 12/8/2004 Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
Funny and also VERY TRUE 12/8/2004 SUCCESS <br> At Age 4............ Success is.......not peeing in your pants. <br> At Age 6.............Success is.......finding your way home (from school) <br> A 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
Heh .. 12/8/2004 An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are one night having a beer. <br> The Yank drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, Pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. H 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
Heh .. 12/8/2004 An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are one night having a beer. <br> The Yank drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, Pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. H 0 Comments, 143 Views, 0 Votes | |
Snow white 12/8/2004 Snow-white and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow-white decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while 0 Comments, 321 Views, 0 Votes | |
Nice One..... 12/8/2004 A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: <br> A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
Funny one 12/8/2004 Lulu was a , but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and 0 Comments, 222 Views, 0 Votes | |
Words Women Use - no offence meant 12/8/2004 -FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one o 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
who is papa & mama!! 12/8/2004 Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
Potentially vs Reality..hehehe 12/8/2004 Youngest : Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and " in reality"? <br> Dad I will show you <br> Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep wit 0 Comments, 238 Views, 0 Votes | |
Do not laugh out loud 12/8/2004 DO THIS EXERCICE <br> While sitting at your desk, Make clockwise circles with your right foot. While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will ch 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
Trust 12/8/2004 A little girl and her father were crossing a flimsy bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little , "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." <br 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Have you ever Wonder???..Great 12/8/2004 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
story of a drunk! 12/8/2004 Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight but 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
between old man and young guy 12/8/2004 Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? <br> Old Man: Certainly not. <br> Young Man: Sir, but why ? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? <br> 0 Comments, 239 Views, 0 Votes | |
Wealthy Lawyer 12/8/2004 A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. <br> He aske 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
bECAUSE i AM a mAN 12/8/2004 Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I 0 Comments, 276 Views, 0 Votes | |
Only 3 Words 12/8/2004 Let me help Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out. <br> 2. I understand 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sad Story :~( 12/8/2004 Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, <br> He told his friends that it was cool, <br> And when he pulled the trigger back, <br> It shot with a great crack. < 0 Comments, 358 Views, 0 Votes | |
before it starts 12/8/2004 A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." <br> The wife sighs and gets 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
wHen I diE..? 12/8/2004 When i Die , bury me deep <br> Ten feet down fast as leep <br> Place my Maths book on my head <br> Tell my teacher that i am dead <br> place my geograph boo 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
Top 20 Bumper Stickers for Women 12/8/2004 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. <br> 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. <br> 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. <br> 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
Some Thing To Wonder About... 12/8/2004 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird) <br> 2. When food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To b 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love Marriage & Arrange Marriage in term of IT Professionals 12/8/2004 -Love Marriage- <br> 1-Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
Poor People 12/8/2004 One day a father of a very wealthy family took his on a trip to the country with the purpose of showing his how the poor people live so he could be thankful for his wealth. <br> They spen 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ever Wonder Why 12/8/2004 Why a Jew can grow his beard in order to practice his faith <br> But when Muslim does the same, he is an extremist and terrorist! <br> Why a nun can be covered from head to toe 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
How to Recognise A Magician? 12/8/2004 Some Characteristics To Recognise In A Magician <br> If from the characteristics mentioned below are recognised in a person who attempts to heal someone, and if he posses them then one sho 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
20 Quick Tips to Help You Quit Smoking 12/8/2004 1. Believe in yourself. Believe that you can quit. Think about some of the most difficult things you have done in your life and realize that you have the guts and determination to quit smoking. It' 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
wut chatting means to a programmer 12/8/2004 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." <br> He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dear Friends Lets Pray... 12/8/2004 Our Lord! Grant us good in this world and good in the life to come and keep us safe from the torment of the Fire (2:201) <br> Our Lord! Whomsoever You shall commit to the Fire, truly You 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
HELL 12/8/2004 What is JAHANNAM (HEL ?! <br> 1. Hell is so deep that if a stone were to be thrown into it, it would travel for 70 years to reaching at the bottom. <br> 2. The breadth of each 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
God Said !!! 12/8/2004 If you never felt pain, then how would you know that I'm a Healer? <br> If you never went through difficulties, How would you know that I'm a Deliverer? <br> If you never had a 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
friendship :) 12/8/2004 Friends of women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 o 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
MINDS 12/8/2004 Galileo ====> Great mind <br> Einstein ====> Genius mind <br> Newton ====> Extraordinary mind <br> Bill Gates ====> Brillint mind <br&g 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
the curse of love 12/8/2004 Love's Curse She couldn't stand the silence, She couldn't stand the tears, She couldn't stand her life, After only sixteen years. He was her entire world, She gave him all she posses 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
Men are Men 12/8/2004 A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5, 000 and watches to see what they do with the money. & 0 Comments, 382 Views, 0 Votes | |
Marriage - Some Interesting Facts 12/8/2004 Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktai 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
HIPPOCRATIC OATH FOR SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 12/8/2004 1. Never ever write a line of code that someone else can understand. <br> 2. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long names. Don'tevercode "a=b", rather do something 0 Comments, 313 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Folded Napkin ... A Truckers Story 12/8/2004 (If this doesn't light your fire ... your wood is wet!!!) <br> I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
Check It 12/7/2004 If you don't.... A Muslim(s) around the world could be receiving false information about Islam which you know about, <br> Beware of the following websites: 1.www.answering-islam.org 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
love letter from some one very special 12/7/2004 You will be happy that you read this all the way through. <br> As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me, even if it was just a few words, asking my opin 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
Very Touching :( 12/7/2004 it's touching! <br> A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot.. Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.." Boy: "No, it's so f 0 Comments, 288 Views, 0 Votes | |
Nice Jokes 12/6/2004 *A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." _The guy says 'thanks for the warning' <br> *A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" _He r 0 Comments, 284 Views, 0 Votes | |
oh girls!!! 12/6/2004 GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES =========================== <br> *If you praise her, she thinks you are lying <br> *If you don't, you are good for nothing <br& 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
love surprise!!! 12/6/2004 *This is so cute!!!!!! and it's all true! All those things that they say girls love guys for is true!!! (hint) (hint) *This is really cute guys! especially the end *This chain letter is real w 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
How Come? loooool 12/6/2004 Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I cum & *one named No cum. No cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For <br> *velly obvious reason No cum & No cum 0 Comments, 173 Views, 0 Votes | |
100% Truuuuuuuuue :-P 12/6/2004 (ROMANCE MATHEMATICS) *Smart man + smart woman = romance *Smart man + dumb woman = affair *Dumb man + smart woman = marriage *Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy <br> (OFFICE ARITHME 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
Funny and also VERY TRUE 12/6/2004 SUCCESS *At Age 4............ Success is.......not peeing in your pants. *At Age 6.............Success is.......finding your way home (from school) *At Age 12...........Success is........ha 0 Comments, 248 Views, 0 Votes | |
How to Impress A Woman/Man ?? 12/6/2004 Woman: *Wine her *Dine her * Call her * Hug her * Support her * Hold her * Compliment her * Smile at her * Listen to her * Laugh with her * Cry with her * Romance her * Encourage her * Believe i 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
Do you have a reference??!! 12/3/2004 Reference, have you ever thought of this word? REFERNCE, something or someone you go to when you are so lost. would a friend be your reference? or could it be your spouse? I have one, and it took m 0 Comments, 220 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love z A Hard Question Which z Hard 2 Be Answred !.. 8/10/2004 They Say Luv z a Myth Nowdays Lived and Died Long TimeAgo .. When we Used 2 Hear About it in Romeo and Juliet Stories ... Qais and Layla Titanic Sank Cleopetra ... Etc, Nowdays People Become S 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes |
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