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Do u Think U Will Take anything With U After u Die ? 6/26/2005 Its a Question that makes u think alot ... <br> Why we make our life so complicated about what we are and what we wanna do and collect .. unlimited needs and desires when we will take noth 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Keep your Passwords safe 12/8/2004 Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Funny and also VERY TRUE 12/8/2004 SUCCESS <br> At Age 4............ Success is.......not peeing in your pants. <br> At Age 6.............Success is.......finding your way home (from school) <br> A 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Heh .. 12/8/2004 An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are one night having a beer. <br> The Yank drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, Pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. H 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Heh .. 12/8/2004 An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are one night having a beer. <br> The Yank drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, Pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. H 0 Comments, 143 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Snow white 12/8/2004 Snow-white and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow-white decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while 0 Comments, 321 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nice One..... 12/8/2004 A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: <br> A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Funny one 12/8/2004 Lulu was a , but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and 0 Comments, 222 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Words Women Use - no offence meant 12/8/2004 -FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one o 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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who is papa & mama!! 12/8/2004 Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Potentially vs Reality..hehehe 12/8/2004 Youngest : Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and " in reality"? <br> Dad I will show you <br> Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep wit 0 Comments, 238 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do not laugh out loud 12/8/2004 DO THIS EXERCICE <br> While sitting at your desk, Make clockwise circles with your right foot. While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will ch 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Trust 12/8/2004 A little girl and her father were crossing a flimsy bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little , "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." <br 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Have you ever Wonder???..Great 12/8/2004 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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story of a drunk! 12/8/2004 Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight but 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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between old man and young guy 12/8/2004 Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? <br> Old Man: Certainly not. <br> Young Man: Sir, but why ? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? <br> 0 Comments, 239 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wealthy Lawyer 12/8/2004 A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. <br> He aske 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bECAUSE i AM a mAN 12/8/2004 Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I 0 Comments, 276 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Only 3 Words 12/8/2004 Let me help Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out. <br> 2. I understand 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sad Story :~( 12/8/2004 Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, <br> He told his friends that it was cool, <br> And when he pulled the trigger back, <br> It shot with a great crack. < 0 Comments, 358 Views, 0 Votes | |
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before it starts 12/8/2004 A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." <br> The wife sighs and gets 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wHen I diE..? 12/8/2004 When i Die , bury me deep <br> Ten feet down fast as leep <br> Place my Maths book on my head <br> Tell my teacher that i am dead <br> place my geograph boo 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top 20 Bumper Stickers for Women 12/8/2004 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. <br> 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. <br> 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. <br> 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Some Thing To Wonder About... 12/8/2004 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird) <br> 2. When food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To b 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Love Marriage & Arrange Marriage in term of IT Professionals 12/8/2004 -Love Marriage- <br> 1-Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poor People 12/8/2004 One day a father of a very wealthy family took his on a trip to the country with the purpose of showing his how the poor people live so he could be thankful for his wealth. <br> They spen 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ever Wonder Why 12/8/2004 Why a Jew can grow his beard in order to practice his faith <br> But when Muslim does the same, he is an extremist and terrorist! <br> Why a nun can be covered from head to toe 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to Recognise A Magician? 12/8/2004 Some Characteristics To Recognise In A Magician <br> If from the characteristics mentioned below are recognised in a person who attempts to heal someone, and if he posses them then one sho 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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20 Quick Tips to Help You Quit Smoking 12/8/2004 1. Believe in yourself. Believe that you can quit. Think about some of the most difficult things you have done in your life and realize that you have the guts and determination to quit smoking. It' 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wut chatting means to a programmer 12/8/2004 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." <br> He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes |
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