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My Nonsense 11/15/2006 A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following exchange occurs: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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tHE WISE dOG 11/15/2006 A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in h 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Da Lost Generation 11/15/2006 A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The boy is mine.... 11/15/2006 A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the into this 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Da Lazy wife 11/15/2006 A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. " 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Da war of Supremacy 11/15/2006 A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says, "You ar 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Problem 101 11/15/2006 Dear Tech Support: I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected processing and also took up a lot of 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beauty of a Unicorn 11/15/2006 I've seen many birds, but the peacock is different; I've seen many snakes, but the bead-like snake is the most beautiful, it has a robe of VELVET. There are species of Spinach, but the red Spinach 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Queen of my Park 7/21/2004 Honey(mariah carey)You are my Angel(Shaggy)and I'm your Angel too(Celine Dion), Against all odds(Celine Dion)i'll continue trying to be your soul provider(Micheal Bolton). Even though you are like 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Word that weave us together== Understanding that brings LOVE 7/21/2004 Sweet Heart, I appreciate 'u, but i want you to know that you mean a lot to me too, <br> "my ANGEL" Our word , love and care are the ties that weave us together.we need to be celebratin 0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes |
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