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RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The Horse Race   28/11/2006

Horses Racing Today....
1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Smooth Thighs 8. Big Johnson


6 Comments, 94 Views, 21 Votes ,4.86 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Sunburned!   9/11/2006

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting


2 Comments, 85 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The big game hunter.   5/11/2006

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said that


2 Comments, 84 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The old lady and the bank president.   5/11/2006

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,


3 Comments, 111 Views, 14 Votes ,5.06 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The Diet   5/11/2006

An extremely obese woman shows up at her doctor's office crying and claims that she has tried every possible way to lose weight, all to no avail. She continues to sob,
"My husband won't


2 Comments, 80 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Abbott and Costello Discover Computers   5/11/2006

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please


2 Comments, 65 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Old guys have the hots too!   30/9/2006

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breas


9 Comments, 440 Views, 57 Votes ,3.76 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
The Angry Preacher   21/9/2006

The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie! A God fearing decent Christian community cannot tolerate such


1 Comments, 52 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Sending the first e-mail: Getting Attention   22/8/2006

In the world of online dating, you have about 10 seconds to make a good first impression, so good writing skills can really make your correspondence sparkle.
You've found a profile and


7 Comments, 95 Views, 22 Votes ,3.85 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
What's in a name?   18/8/2006

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'? 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm', she said. Then


1 Comments, 33 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Chinese Proverbs   16/8/2006

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted.

3 Comments, 69 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey   5/8/2006

Hong Kong ranks bottom in sex frequency survey (AFP)
4 August 2006
HONG KONG - Hong Kong people have the least sex in the world, managing it less than once a week, a survey h


0 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
RandyTeacher 58 M
13  Articles
Good Bars   4/8/2006

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I


2 Comments, 81 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score