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Beer and Ice Cream Diet 3/16/2004 Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from the pizza! <br> As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
Santa statistics 3/16/2004 No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are roughly 300, 000 species of living organisms yet to be classified. While most of these are insects and germs, this does not rule out flying reind 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
Italian Journey 3/15/2004 Italian Journey "One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss, I tell her I wa 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
Little Johnny 3/15/2004 Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watchi 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
Eve and adam 3/15/2004 One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of the 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
The bomb and the pilot 3/15/2004 3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot a 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Cat's Diary 3/15/2004 Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is th 0 Comments, 452 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Case for More Beer 3/15/2004 A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Bug 3/15/2004 Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the 0 Comments, 274 Views, 0 Votes | |
4 Sons 3/15/2004 These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their while walking to the first tee. "My Kent, " says one, "has made q 0 Comments, 256 Views, 0 Votes | |
$200 Bucks It Is... 3/15/2004 A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. <br> " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes |
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