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White 10/11/2003 Why do brides wear white? <br> So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove. 0 Comments, 512 Views, 0 Votes | |
Snoring 10/11/2003 Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? <br> - To stop the snoring before it starts. 0 Comments, 264 Views, 0 Votes | |
Directions 10/11/2003 Why does it take 100, 000, 000 sperm to fertilize one egg? <br> - Because not one will stop and ask directions. 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dishes 10/11/2003 How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> None, she can do the dishes in the dark. 0 Comments, 226 Views, 0 Votes | |
Black Eye 10/11/2003 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? <br> Nothing, you already told her twice. 0 Comments, 259 Views, 0 Votes | |
Time 10/11/2003 What do you do when a woman asks you the time? <br> Tell her there is a clock on the stove. 0 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
Light Bulb 10/11/2003 How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
Whine 10/11/2003 Why do little girls whine? <br> Because they're practicing to be women. 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
Revenge 10/11/2003 What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? <br> - Shoot him again. 0 Comments, 154 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde 10/11/2003 Why are most Blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them. 0 Comments, 254 Views, 0 Votes | |
Men are right! 10/11/2003 If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
Money Problems Solved! 10/11/2003 Work hard, save money, and your wife will spend it. 0 Comments, 218 Views, 0 Votes | |
Batteries 10/11/2003 Why is a man better than a vibrator? <br> Because the man is cheaper than batteries! 0 Comments, 442 Views, 0 Votes |
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