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Articles by kiriuskris

kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
White   10/11/2003

Why do brides wear white? <br> So the dishwasher matches the fridge and stove.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Snoring   10/11/2003

Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? <br> - To stop the snoring before it starts.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Directions   10/11/2003

Why does it take 100, 000, 000 sperm to fertilize one egg? <br> - Because not one will stop and ask directions.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Dishes   10/11/2003

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> None, she can do the dishes in the dark.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Black Eye   10/11/2003

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? <br> Nothing, you already told her twice.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Time   10/11/2003

What do you do when a woman asks you the time? <br> Tell her there is a clock on the stove.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Light Bulb   10/11/2003

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br> Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Whine   10/11/2003

Why do little girls whine? <br> Because they're practicing to be women.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Revenge   10/11/2003

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? <br> - Shoot him again.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Blonde   10/11/2003

Why are most Blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Men are right!   10/11/2003

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Money Problems Solved!   10/11/2003

Work hard, save money, and your wife will spend it.


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kiriuskris 40 M
13  Articles
Batteries   10/11/2003

Why is a man better than a vibrator? <br> Because the man is cheaper than batteries!


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