Articles by DyslexicHeart

DyslexicHeart 45 M 6  Articles	The Relationship Age Limit Calculator.   2/26/2004 Posted here is a way to calculate the Age Range you should look for in starting a relationship, based on what age you are now. <br> Regardless of what the laws on consent are (ie: This c 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes
DyslexicHeart 45 M 6  Articles	Things I've learned...   2/26/2004 I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. <br> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just 0 Comments, 247 Views, 0 Votes
DyslexicHeart 45 M 6  Articles	Gimme a Brake...   2/23/2004 [Translated from French] (At least, I hope this is what the article said! My french isn't too good!) <br> An auto mechanic was working underneath a car one sunny afternoon, when the main 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes
DyslexicHeart 45 M 6  Articles	A bit naughty....   2/23/2004 [Author's note: I made this one myself. And the Insect School one...] <br> So there's this guy and his wife, rite? And they love eachother very much and it's cute, and they have this w 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes
DyslexicHeart 45 M 6  Articles	Tattoo Parlor   2/23/2004 A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he could get a special tattoo with the words "yes" and "no", on his manhood. The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway. <br> 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes
DyslexicHeart 45 M 6  Articles	Insect School...   2/23/2004 A friendly grasshopper applied for a job as a crossing guard at a flying insect school. He got an interview, and went in to meet the superintendent, a stern bee. <br> "Your responsibilit 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes