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Pre-Paid Plan 3/19/2004 A guy goes to a house of . He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow 3/19/2004 Once there were two farmers. One had a and the other had a . When thier were teenagers they started dating, and the two farmers encouraged it. One day the girl's father went over to the other far 0 Comments, 211 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bad Case of the Stutters 3/19/2004 A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering". Th 0 Comments, 169 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ancient Chinese Torture 3/19/2004 A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost, " said the man. "Ca 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The bear and the rabbit 3/19/2004 There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said, "I wish to be the onl 0 Comments, 362 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Please pass the mayo 3/19/2004 A came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, , before sex it looks like a beautiful 0 Comments, 217 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Picture perfect 3/19/2004 A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it." 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A little boy wrote to Santa ... 3/19/2004 One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." 0 Comments, 268 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hole in One 3/19/2004 There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did 0 Comments, 231 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Witch Panties 3/19/2004 Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip on the broom. 0 Comments, 413 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tales From The Shire 3/19/2004 Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the 0 Comments, 309 Views, 0 Votes |
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