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TRUCKER JOKE 1/8/2014 As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stupid people stories 1/8/2014 LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off th 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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All of life's annoyances Doesn't It Annoy You When... 1/8/2014 1....there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? 2....you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You Are No Longer "Cool" When 1/8/2014 1.You find yourself listening to talk radio. 2.You says she got pierced and you look at her ears. 3.The pattern on your shorts and couch match. 4 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Top Signs That Your Intertnet Romance Relationship Is Over 1/8/2014 1.All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font. 2.Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!" 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dont find one on this site big mistake 1/6/2014 dont look into building relationship a friend or romantic one on this site not worth it just crap you be asking for trouble and stress best for others to try a reg date site better off in the long r 1 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never put your life on here 1/6/2014 never put your life on here or anything else onless theres a decent person whos not full of lies and bllshit or excuses or playing head games on here 1 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IS HERE TO CONFRESS T MY SINS 12/26/2013 1. MY SIN IS I HAVE TO MUCH CYBER SEX NOT ENOUGH OF THE REAL THING NOW 2. MY NEXT SIN IS THIS I HATE TROLLS TO MUCH THIS IS MY REASON I HAVE CYBER SEX TO MUCH 3. MY 3RD ONE IS I KEEP 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed 12/26/2013 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we e 0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN, YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ... 12/26/2013 1.You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are. 2.You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. 3.You've been flashing your boobs at passers b 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes |
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