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Articles by lukman05

lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Dear Boss   20/12/2011

Dear Boss,

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes





People who do less work...

make less mistakes


2 Comments, 21 Views, 15 Votes ,2.52 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Talking Dog   20/12/2011

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

The bartender q


0 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Talking Dog   20/12/2011

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

The bartender q


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Talking Dog   20/12/2011

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

The bartender q


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Punitive Acticles Of UCMJ   20/12/2011

(4) Crimes and offenses not capital (clause 3).

(a) In general. State and foreign laws are not included within the crimes and offenses not capital referred to in this clause of Article 13


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Punitive Acticles Of UCMJ   20/12/2011

(4) Crimes and offenses not capital (clause 3).

(a) In general. State and foreign laws are not included within the crimes and offenses not capital referred to in this clause of Article 13


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Punitive Acticles Of UCMJ   20/12/2011

(4) Crimes and offenses not capital (clause 3).

(a) In general. State and foreign laws are not included within the crimes and offenses not capital referred to in this clause of Article 13


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Stupid People Stories   15/12/2011

IDIOTS & RETAIL

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not


0 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
A Gulf Club Visits A Local Bar   15/12/2011

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not, " asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later, " replies the ba


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
The Twelve Bugs Of Christmas   15/12/2011

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

See if they can do it again.

For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask them how they did it and See if


2 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Food One-Liners   15/12/2011

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from Ind


3 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
Food One-Liners   15/12/2011

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from Ind


1 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
11 Rules for Self-Promotion   14/12/2011

1.Add value: What separates you from everyone else who does what you do is the particular value you bring to your clients, customers, or users. The same applies to your marketing efforts — people tu


2 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,0.75 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
11 Rules for Self-Promotion   14/12/2011

1.Add value: What separates you from everyone else who does what you do is the particular value you bring to your clients, customers, or users. The same applies to your marketing efforts — people tu


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
11 Rules for Self-Promotion   14/12/2011

1.Add value: What separates you from everyone else who does what you do is the particular value you bring to your clients, customers, or users. The same applies to your marketing efforts — people tu


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
lukman05 32 M
16  Articles
How Men Get Over Breakup   14/12/2011

1. Take her off that pedestal Don't idolize her and build her up into something great. Don't gaze lovingly at pictures of her. Don't jump to answer her email or phone calls. And definitely don't go ou


4 Comments, 22 Views, 16 Votes ,0.48 Score