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The Sociologist And The Native American!!! 10/15/2005 The sociologist was interviewing the Native American about the changes that the white man had brought to his Culture. The Native American said "Before white man came buffalo meat was free, Medicine 0 Comments, 36 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Not Quite Whistling Through The Graveyard!!! 10/13/2005 Cleetus went to see his Doctor and he said "Doc, I got a very embarrassing problem. Every time I fart my ass whistles". So Cleetus farts and sure enough the Doctor hears a whistle coming from his a 0 Comments, 55 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Jim Bob's Bisexual Girlfriend!!! 10/12/2005 Jim Bob was sitting sadly at the bar drinking and the bartender said to him "Wasamatter buddy?" <br> And Jim Bob says "I just found out my girlfriend is bisexual!" <br> And the 0 Comments, 210 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Cleetus Ain't No Dummy!!! 10/12/2005 My favourite character Cleetus rings the Police and says "I think there is a burglar in my house" and gives them his address. <br> The Officer responds by saying"Gee. We are kind of busy 0 Comments, 186 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Cleetus' Grampa On His Wedding Night!!! 10/10/2005 Cleetus' Grampa Mr. Jim Bob was 86 years old and he was marrying a 25 year old woman the next day. Cleetus was concerned about his Grampa's health so he said to him "Gramps, don't you know that a b 0 Comments, 172 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Women And Road Maps!!! 10/10/2005 Q: Why do women have trouble reading road maps? <br> Ans: Because only a man could look at an inch and see it as a mile!!! 0 Comments, 172 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Losing Your Virginity!!! 10/8/2005 This 16 year old girl came home all excitd and she said to her big sister Daisy Mae' I lost my virginity at school today Daisy!!!" <br> Daisy Said "That's great little sister. Did you enj 0 Comments, 238 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Losing Your Virginity!!! 10/7/2005 The 16 year old came home very excited and said to his father "Dad, I lost my virginity at school today!!!" <br> His father said "That's great . Here , have a beer and tell me all about 0 Comments, 43 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Revenge On Your Boss Who Is An Asshole!!! 10/3/2005 Revenge is banging your bosse's wife. <br> SWEET Revenge is finding out she is a lousy lay!!! 0 Comments, 121 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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My Ausie Cobber and Mate "Wombat!!!" 9/30/2005 I have a friend who I have nicknamed 'Wombat" because when he goes to a girl's place he eats roots , shoots and leaves!!! 0 Comments, 80 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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A Cunning Linguist!!! 9/27/2005 Cleetus was getting very frustrated at his lack of success with women at the Singles Bar. Then he noticed that there was a guy who seemed to be able to pick up women and take them home without do 0 Comments, 110 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Definition Of An Alcoholic!!! 9/27/2005 An alcoholic is somebody who thinks Denial is a Rver in Egypt.!!! 0 Comments, 67 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Australian Foreplay!!! 9/27/2005 Q: What is the definition of Australian Foreplay? <br> Ans: The guy says "Are you awake honey?" 0 Comments, 99 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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And God Created Man!!! (But There Was A Problem!!!) 9/27/2005 After God created the first man he said to him "Adam, I have some Good News and some Bad News " <br> "Give me the Good News first please God"said Adam. <br> And God said "The Goo 0 Comments, 138 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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What Is THe Sound Of One Hand Clapping? Masturbation Of Course!!!! 9/26/2005 The Priest was instructing his Altar Boys on the Evils Of Masturbation. He said "Boys, Self Abuse can lead to blindness, paralysis and difficulty in maintaining Marital Relations with your future 0 Comments, 113 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Little Johnny Strikes Again!!! 9/25/2005 Little Johnny was tired of his 8th Grade teacher always asking difficult questions so he said "Miss, I have a question for you". <br> "Go ahaed Little Johnny " said his teacher" <br> 0 Comments, 166 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Beautiful Women!!! 9/18/2005 I have a friend who told me "I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I have often woken up next to one!!!" <br> Thank God for alcohol or ugly people would never get laid!!! 0 Comments, 270 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Definition Of An Alcoholic!!! 9/18/2005 "An alcoholic is somebody who drinks more that his doctor!!!" 0 Comments, 92 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Yor Cheatin' Ways Broke Mah Heart!!! 9/18/2005 Q: What do women hate to hear while they are having an orgasm? <br> Ans: "Honey, I'm home!!!" 0 Comments, 296 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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I Feel Sorry For The Guy Who Delivers My Pizza!!! 9/14/2005 Q: Why are pizza delivery guys like gynacologists? <br> Ans: Because they both get to see it, smell it and touch it but they don't get to eat it!!! Poor guys!!! 0 Comments, 64 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Herman The Egg!!! (A Good, Clean Yolk!!!) 8/15/2005 Down at the henhouse today Police have charged Herman The Egg with a salt. They grilled him for 4 hours until his testimony became scrambled but he refused to crack. Herman knew he was in hot water 0 Comments, 307 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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New Medication!!! 8/14/2005 There is a new Medication on the market which is a combination of Viagra and Valium. You take it and if you don't get laid you don't care!!! 0 Comments, 321 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Follow Your Docto's Instructions!!! 8/14/2005 Cleetus, my favourite character was having some stomach trouble so he went to te Doctor and the Doctor said "Cleeus, I'm going to give you some suppositories. Just put one in your back passage ever 0 Comments, 63 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Definition Of Adultry!!! 8/12/2005 Adultry Is "Two right people doing the wrong thing" 0 Comments, 209 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Some Guys Don't Know When To Quit!!! 8/12/2005 Buelah was complaining to her best friewnd Elsie. She said " My 80 year old husband Fred keeps chasing after young women". And Elsie said "Don't worry Buelah, my chases after cars but he wouldn't 0 Comments, 315 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Some Guys Don't Know When To Quit!!! 8/12/2005 Buelah was complaining to her best friewnd Elsie. She said " My 80 year old husband Fred keeps chasing after young women". And Elsie said "Don't worry Buelah, my chases after cars but he wouldn't 0 Comments, 307 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Australian Premature Ejaculation!!! 8/12/2005 Q; Why do Australian men cum so quickly? <br> Ans: So they can run down to the Pub and tell their mates all about it!!! <br> Being an Aussie myself I have found this to be so ofte 0 Comments, 379 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Penis Observation!!! Sad But True!!! 8/12/2005 Q; Why do so many guys give their penises a name? <br> Ans: Because they don't like taking orders from strangers!!! <br> <br> Gee. Sometimes I am almost ashamed to be a man! 0 Comments, 385 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Cleetus -Zero. Coroner -One Point!!! 8/8/2005 I thought you might all be happy to learn that my favourite character Cleetus recently graduated from Harvard Law School. His first was accused of murder and he was grilling the Coroner on the Wit 0 Comments, 295 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score | |
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Just What The Heck Do Women Want? 8/8/2005 Virginia was telling her brother Cleetus about the type of boyfriend she would like to have. She said "I'd like a guy who is good looking but not conceited, confident but not an egomanic, assertive 0 Comments, 231 Views, 72 Votes ,0.24 Score |
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