Libras ! 4/22/2009|
Two LIBRAN Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The other Nun whispers, "It's the
0 Comments, 36 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
It's them Blondes ! 4/22/2009|
A man approached a beautiful blonde at a bar and says, "I'd like to call you. What is your phone number?"
"It's in the phone book, " she replied.
"But I don't know your name, " he
0 Comments, 41 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
Little Boy at the Nude Beach ! 4/22/2009|
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women Have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to as
1 Comments, 56 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Stupid people! 6/9/2008|
God must love stupid people. He made so damn many when it came to having safe sex....
7 Comments, 367 Views, 68 Votes
It never hurts to pack! 6/9/2008|
It never hurts to pack two 45 automatics in a double shoulder holster along with four extra clips on you belt on a date.
Having two 22 automatics holstered on your ankles along with the 45
7 Comments, 51 Views, 30 Votes ,0.79 Score
Suspicion ! ! ! 6/9/2008|
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy that trust. ...
7 Comments, 62 Views, 20 Votes ,1.72 Score
The Truth of the Matter ! 6/9/2008|
I learned at the early age of 25 that people you care most about in life are taken from you way too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in
29 Comments, 409 Views, 177 Votes
An Official U.S. government Announcement ! ? 6/9/2008|
The U.S. Government said today it was changing it's emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the Government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, h
6 Comments, 108 Views, 37 Votes ,2.39 Score
Me and my second wife were driving down a country road one day not saying a word after an earlier ding buster of a battle we'd had and neither of us wanted to to give it up.
As we passed a
2 Comments, 147 Views, 20 Votes ,1.85 Score
Both hands! 6/3/2008|
A Tennessee state trooper pulls over a young man in a pickup on a lonely state highway that is driving erratic. The trooper had noticed that the man driving had a woman passenger that was sitting n
2 Comments, 67 Views, 15 Votes ,2.37 Score
Bubba's hearing? 5/31/2008|
Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba slowly rises from his chair and get
4 Comments, 75 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
Old firefighters! 5/31/2008|
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around.
8 Comments, 79 Views, 35 Votes ,1.74 Score
You just never know! 5/31/2008
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
9 Comments, 92 Views, 57 Votes ,0.40 Score