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coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Heaven's Shining Waters   9/9/2007 George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." Dubya goes first and gets up 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Last Request   9/9/2007 The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted som 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Gross, Grosser, Grossest   9/9/2007 What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you op 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs   9/9/2007 Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply is, 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...   9/9/2007 Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal! 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Sensitive Men   9/9/2007 Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends. 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Babe-raham Lincoln   9/9/2007 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party, " the man 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Porsche and Hedgehog   9/9/2007 What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside. 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Grandma   9/9/2007 What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma? Grandpa. 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
coolsearching 43 M 10  Articles	Applying for a Job at the CIA   9/9/2007 A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes