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get off yer ass 7/6/2006 expect nothing. blame no one. do something! 7 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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think about it...... 7/6/2006 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. J 7 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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nuts 7/6/2006 A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the gam 7 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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should winess childbirth? 7/6/2006 Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he coul 7 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Danger Will Robinson! Danger Will Robinson!! 7/6/2006 Once met this woman online. we talked for many a moon. THOUGHT i got to know her pretty well. exchanged pictures. the whole nine yards. i wanted her to feel safe when we first met. she agreed to 7 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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humor in the golden years 7/5/2006 An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? 7 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ta-da 7/5/2006 How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! 7 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dumb men 7/5/2006 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario 7 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY 7/5/2006 Don't put all of your eggs in one basket Walk softly and carry a big carrot Everyone needs a friend who is all ears There's no such thing as too much candy All 7 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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life lesson 2 7/5/2006 Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, " sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of 7 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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life lesson 7/5/2006 Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered "Sure, why no 7 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes |
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