Articles by Belassis

Belassis 64 M 6  Articles	Catholic Girls   5/3/2007 CATHOLIC GIRLS A train hits a bus filled with Catholic schoolgirls and they all perished. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tif 14 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes
Belassis 64 M 6  Articles	The Train Ticket   4/20/2007 Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. 14 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes
Belassis 64 M 6  Articles	Trouble at Wal-Mart   11/5/2006 Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a 14 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes
Belassis 64 M 6  Articles	25 year olds.   10/6/2006 When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch 14 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes
Belassis 64 M 6  Articles	Ouch!!!   10/4/2006 Ouch! A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the , "How much do you charge?" 14 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
Belassis 64 M 6  Articles	So how did you break your arm?   10/4/2006 Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind 14 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes