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Articles by eimee

eimee 35 F
23  Articles
sure-fire signs that the end i s near   6/7/2006

What kind of things signals that the relationsip is coming to break up.Here are the twelve most common signs that the endis near:
1.He is suddenly busy all the time, and never seems to ha


0 Comments, 122 Views, 10 Votes ,5.18 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
Apple Pie and Coffee, Please   4/7/2006

After many years of trying, the Russian family has finally able to bring grandpa to America to live with them. The old gentleman could only speak Russian. Each when the family members were


4 Comments, 103 Views, 26 Votes ,1.30 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
DONT LAUGH NOW !   4/7/2006

An elderly farish priest became unhappy with the things he was hearing during confessions. After his sermon one Sunday morning, he said to his congregation, "Im tired of hearing so many people tell


1 Comments, 31 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
LOTTO TICKET   4/7/2006

One day the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
"Where did you get that reing?" her husband asks. "Well, " she replies, " my boss and i played the lotto and we won, i


1 Comments, 39 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
BEN WHO?   3/7/2006

Decker wasn't the brightest guy in the world and his co workers were continually ribbing him at the factory. One in particular, is Jim would greet him each morning and percipitate this exchang


1 Comments, 30 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
SELF PROCLAIMED "RENAISSANCE MEN"   2/7/2006

I forbid you go out with this kind of guy. I forbid you to ask him for directions.Any fellow who defines himself as a renaissance man is telling you, in shorthand, "I am full of a quiet yet all


0 Comments, 48 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
DEADLY MISTAKES   2/7/2006

3 Deadly Mistakes Women Make With Men Without eVER Realizing

MISTAKE 1: Leading a man to think you are "NEEDY" and "INSECURE." sADLY even confident women oft


0 Comments, 99 Views, 16 Votes ,3.27 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
MENTAL TEST   29/6/2006

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at an academic function, and his hostess naturaly broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease." Would you mind telling me, Doctor, " she asked, "


4 Comments, 97 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
breath mints   28/6/2006

Bring breath mints if your guy has a funcky breath.Dont be afraid to tell him and pull the mints out and tell him to eat five out of them.Then kiss him and tell...HE is SPECIAL....


4 Comments, 60 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
OTHER WORDS OF SAYING NO   28/6/2006

When youre applying for a job but there are so many applicants and then the interviewer said "we will just call you"thats means "no" thanks for dropping by.
When youre asking for a raise


3 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
Be Wise!   28/6/2006

A date these days is so diffrent from what
is happening from the past now a days.This
can be scary.Especially to women.
Whether you go on a date w/ someone youve
kn


3 Comments, 48 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
IN CLASS   25/6/2006

The grade school teacher: Use "I" in the sentence Pupil: I is..... Grade school teacher: No! When you use "I" it must be followed by "am". Pupil: I am pronoun...!


2 Comments, 66 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
CANT SAY "NO" BUT THERES A WAY   25/6/2006

Iys just a common to experience that sometimes we just need to refuse the invitations or things like that...the reason , maybe u dont like the person or not enjoying his company.we have that


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
FAREWELL   24/6/2006

we usad to be frigtened and scared to try of things we dont really understand why; we laugh for a moment and start to cry. we were crazy now that the end is already here we reminisce bout ol


0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
Three topics   24/6/2006

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.He asks his father for advice. The father replies, "Son there are three subjects that always work. These are food,


2 Comments, 104 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
eimee 35 F
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...and also with you   24/6/2006

At thhe start of every mass, the priest would make the sign of the cross, followed as usual by the entrance song and the blessing, after which the congregation responded, "And also with you". One


1 Comments, 56 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
10 MOST INCREDIBLE MISTAKES SMART SINGLES MAKE   23/6/2006

Singles rely on destiny and luck to put themselves into a wonderful relationships and dont take the responsibility for making a gud choice, being proactive or developing relationship skills.



0 Comments, 15 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
eimee 35 F
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ITS LKIE AMGIC   23/6/2006

"its like a magic, when you live by yourself, all your annoying habbits are gone!"


1 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
eimee 35 F
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I NEED YOU   22/6/2006

Sleepness nights tears i cried, im always thinking of you, you are in the air, your everywhere in everything i do if i could keep these memories in time...baby do you feel the pain , do you feel th


2 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
THE COMPUTER   22/6/2006

USER: deleting all the files. COMPUTER: are you sure you want to delete the files? User: yes Computer: are you stupid?...


1 Comments, 94 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
eimee 35 F
23  Articles
Truly Poetic   22/6/2006

The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after along and difficult labor. But it was definitly worth it when our beautiful girl emerged, perfect in every way.Later in my hospital room, my hu


4 Comments, 86 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
eimee 35 F
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not yet   22/6/2006

a three year old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama", he asked, "are these brains?"....mama answered " not yet "


2 Comments, 84 Views, 18 Votes ,2.44 Score
eimee 35 F
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Refill, please..   22/6/2006

The district attorney was cross- examining the murderess on the witness stsand. "And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast table partaking of the fatal dos


3 Comments, 88 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score