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sure-fire signs that the end i s near 7/6/2006 What kind of things signals that the relationsip is coming to break up.Here are the twelve most common signs that the endis near: 1.He is suddenly busy all the time, and never seems to ha 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Apple Pie and Coffee, Please 7/4/2006 After many years of trying, the Russian family has finally able to bring grandpa to America to live with them. The old gentleman could only speak Russian. Each when the family members were 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DONT LAUGH NOW ! 7/4/2006 An elderly farish priest became unhappy with the things he was hearing during confessions. After his sermon one Sunday morning, he said to his congregation, "Im tired of hearing so many people tell 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LOTTO TICKET 7/4/2006 One day the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that reing?" her husband asks. "Well, " she replies, " my boss and i played the lotto and we won, i 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BEN WHO? 7/3/2006 Decker wasn't the brightest guy in the world and his co workers were continually ribbing him at the factory. One in particular, is Jim would greet him each morning and percipitate this exchang 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SELF PROCLAIMED "RENAISSANCE MEN" 7/2/2006 I forbid you go out with this kind of guy. I forbid you to ask him for directions.Any fellow who defines himself as a renaissance man is telling you, in shorthand, "I am full of a quiet yet all 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEADLY MISTAKES 7/2/2006 3 Deadly Mistakes Women Make With Men Without eVER Realizing MISTAKE 1: Leading a man to think you are "NEEDY" and "INSECURE." sADLY even confident women oft 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MENTAL TEST 6/29/2006 A noted psychiatrist was a guest at an academic function, and his hostess naturaly broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease." Would you mind telling me, Doctor, " she asked, " 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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breath mints 6/28/2006 Bring breath mints if your guy has a funcky breath.Dont be afraid to tell him and pull the mints out and tell him to eat five out of them.Then kiss him and tell...HE is SPECIAL....  0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OTHER WORDS OF SAYING NO 6/28/2006 When youre applying for a job but there are so many applicants and then the interviewer said "we will just call you"thats means "no" thanks for dropping by. When youre asking for a raise 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be Wise! 6/28/2006 A date these days is so diffrent from what is happening from the past now a days.This can be scary.Especially to women. Whether you go on a date w/ someone youve kn 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IN CLASS 6/25/2006 The grade school teacher: Use "I" in the sentence Pupil: I is..... Grade school teacher: No! When you use "I" it must be followed by "am". Pupil: I am pronoun...! 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CANT SAY "NO" BUT THERES A WAY 6/25/2006 Iys just a common to experience that sometimes we just need to refuse the invitations or things like that...the reason , maybe u dont like the person or not enjoying his company.we have that 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FAREWELL 6/24/2006 we usad to be frigtened and scared to try of things we dont really understand why; we laugh for a moment and start to cry. we were crazy now that the end is already here we reminisce bout ol 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three topics 6/24/2006 A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.He asks his father for advice. The father replies, " there are three subjects that always work. These are food, fam 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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...and also with you 6/24/2006 At thhe start of every mass, the priest would make the sign of the cross, followed as usual by the entrance song and the blessing, after which the congregation responded, "And also with you". One 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 MOST INCREDIBLE MISTAKES SMART SINGLES MAKE 6/23/2006 Singles rely on destiny and luck to put themselves into a wonderful relationships and dont take the responsibility for making a gud choice, being proactive or developing relationship skills. 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ITS LKIE AMGIC 6/23/2006 "its like a magic, when you live by yourself, all your annoying habbits are gone!" 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I NEED YOU 6/22/2006 Sleepness nights tears i cried, im always thinking of you, you are in the air, your everywhere in everything i do if i could keep these memories in time...baby do you feel the pain , do you feel th 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE COMPUTER 6/22/2006 USER: deleting all the files. COMPUTER: are you sure you want to delete the files? User: yes Computer: are you stupid?... 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Truly Poetic 6/22/2006 The birth of our second , a , came after along and difficult labor. But it was definitly worth it when our beautiful girl emerged, perfect in every way.Later in my hospital room, my husband was loo 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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not yet 6/22/2006 a three year old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama", he asked, "are these brains?"....mama answered " not yet " 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Refill, please.. 6/22/2006 The district attorney was cross- examining the murderess on the witness stsand. "And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast table partaking of the fatal dos 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes |
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