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Murphy's Other Laws 5/14/2006 01. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 02. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 03. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 04. When the 51 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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No offense 5/14/2006 Culture and meaning A while ago, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage i 51 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A New CEO 4/25/2006 A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. 51 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Angry Management (Don't imitate!) 4/25/2006 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one d 51 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Big Guy 4/25/2006 Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis 51 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Job interview of a young engineer 4/25/2006 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborh 51 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Maid 4/25/2006 A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid, " answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I wa 51 Comments, 501 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Nuns... 4/25/2006 Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun 51 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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diff between married and bachelor 4/25/2006 Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to t 51 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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don't interrupt 4/25/2006 Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found 51 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Kind Man 4/25/2006 A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He sto 51 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Baby 4/25/2006 A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She say 51 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes |
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