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Articles by lostwithoutyou2

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Super Man   3/23/2006

This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.
"This is a nice place. I've never been her


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"OH GOD"   3/23/2006

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said,


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lostwithoutyou2 54 F
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Hitchhicker   3/21/2006

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in.


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Thirtenn, Thirteen, Thirteen   3/21/2006

A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over


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Father John   3/3/2006

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene Edwards w


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goodbye daddy   3/3/2006

Goodbye Daddy <br> <br> One night a father overheard his saying his prayers "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." <br> Well, the father thought it was


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ADVANCED BABY   3/3/2006

A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. <br> "Are you my doctor?", he asked. <br> "Yes, I am." <br>


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Forrest Gump is wrong   2/26/2006

Forrest Gump is wrong, Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, it's like a jar of jalapenos. You never know when it's going to burn your ass. <br> ~~~~~


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misunderstanding   2/26/2006

One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she


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Pa's gonna be mad   2/24/2006

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. <br> "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in w


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lunch times blues .. redneck style   2/24/2006

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned


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A computer is owned bye a redneck if...   2/24/2006

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter." <br> 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. <br> 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. <br> 4. There is a gun rack mounted on t


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Random thoughts   2/22/2006

A Woman's Random Thoughts <br> Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name,


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DESERT   2/22/2006

Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella. The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around


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WHY IT SUCKS TO BE A PENIS   2/21/2006

10. You've got a hole in your head. 9. Your master strangles you all the time. 8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 7. You shrink in cold water


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THE BUM   2/21/2006

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey buddy, can you spare two dollars?" <br> The well-dressed g


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City workers   2/20/2006

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one


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PENIS WATS A RAISE..   2/19/2006

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: <br> 1. I do physical labour 2. I work in great depths 3. I have to go in head first 4. I do not get days


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music..   2/19/2006

is food for the mind, body and soul ..


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music..   2/19/2006

is foodforthesoul[/...


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lostwithoutyou2 54 F
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HOT LINE ..   2/19/2006

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. <br> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. <br> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.


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bra shopping   2/19/2006

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in linger


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