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Articles by newtocali30m

newtocali30m 43 M
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Lawyer Joke   11/20/2005

A lawyer dies, and he's at the gates of heaven, where an angel greets him, <br> "hello Mr. Smith, welcome to heaven, we've been expecting you for some years now" <br> Mr. Smith:


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newtocali30m 43 M
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Just silly...   11/20/2005

what's the diference between sex and a hug? <br> If female, and you're reading on for the answer, please reply to my ad!


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newtocali30m 43 M
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Go figure...   11/20/2005

I come fome from work one day in the late summer, and my ex is on the couch watching TV with the fireplace going. I asked her why...she said the airconditioning was making her cold! (she didn't tu


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newtocali30m 43 M
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Blonde Joke   11/20/2005

What do intelligent blondes and the tooth fairy have in common? <br> They're both imaginary.


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newtocali30m 43 M
10  Articles
3 wishes   11/20/2005

A man walks into a bar, and puts a small box down on the bar. The bartender asks what's inside the box, and so the man shows him that it's a tiny little man playing the piano. The bartender is am


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newtocali30m 43 M
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Movie Theatre Humour....   11/20/2005

A rural farm boy takes his pet duck to the movies, but the movie theater won't let the duck in, so the boy hides the duck down his pants. <br> He finds a seat next to two older ladies.


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newtocali30m 43 M
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Blonde Joke   11/20/2005

Why'd the blonde bring an old car door with her into the desert? <br> If it gets too hot, she'll roll the window down.


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newtocali30m 43 M
10  Articles
Blonde Joke   11/20/2005

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? <br> <br> ...Artificial Intelligence


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newtocali30m 43 M
10  Articles
Bad First Date Movies   11/20/2005

I've learned the hard way that you should do some due diligence before deciding on a first date movie....I once took a girl to the movies without figuring out what was playing when, and ended up wa


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newtocali30m 43 M
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Honesty the best policy...   11/20/2005

Let's face it, no matter how you break up with somone, it's not going to be a great experience. I say be honest, direct and compassionate. It's going to be hard at first no matter how you do it


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