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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 11/18/2005 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can' 5 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kemosabe Waters the Bushes 11/18/2005 One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto 5 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Red Sox Humor 11/18/2005 Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his O 5 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce 11/18/2005 --That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was. --Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. <br> --Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. &l 5 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Famous People Say the Darndest Things 11/18/2005 "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) "Things you' 5 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Things Found Only in America 11/18/2005 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do d 5 Comments, 224 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Prayer For A Friend 11/15/2005 I pray for my friend And his who is ill He told me their story And it gave me the chills <br> A strong young man Is broken down Just 'cause his mother Is coming to town < 5 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Million Wishes That You Were Here 11/15/2005 Why do I cry at night when I think about you? At every waking moment, in everything I do. <br> Why can't I get you out of my mind all day? If only you knew, I wonder what you would say. 5 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 11/12/2005 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can' 5 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bullfight Buffet 11/11/2005 A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the touri 5 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi 11/11/2005 What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common? They both come with plastic jugs 5 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton... 11/9/2005 Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and th 5 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Genie and the Taliban 11/9/2005 Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's thr 5 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes |
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